Give a Christmas present.

[Siz]

For Eric V:



So you can fix Marvin. I know you miss him as much as I do.

[Siz]

For JJ

[Ecurb Noselrub]

For Bruce. I don't know of if you play chess but I thought this was great.

I do play chess, but not well enough to deserve this. Thank you!

[Tank]

Don't think you've been given any of these this year, Tank, so here you are...

Excellent choice Siz.

[Magdalena]

For Mags. You might have a few problems getting through doors but they are a nice set of wings.

Thank you! I love them! 
Can't wait to walk around downtown Los Angeles with those on! Never mind, I'll probably get shot. Hmm....Maybe I should go to Hollywood instead. 

[Eric V Arachnid]

It's better to buy Xmas presents after Xmas, that's when ya get the bargains.
I've got one of these for everyone, I've noticed one or two have been slipping up on dental hygiene.

Brushing is ?What Makes You Beautiful? when you use the One Direction Singing Toothbrush ? One Thing & What Makes You Beautiful from Brushbuddies. Listen to two hit tracks from your favourite boy band One Direction while you brush your teeth each day.

One Thing & What Makes You Beautiful

Brush as the One Direction Singing Toothbrush pumps out two hit tracks ?What Makes You Beautiful? and ?One Thing?. Each song plays for a dentist-recommended two minutes, so you?ll know exactly how long to brush each day.
Ergonomic Design

BrushBuddies toothbrushes have an ergonomic and practical design, in addition to the fun One Direction-themed exterior. Made with Soft Dupont bristles to help you clean plaque in hard-to-reach places, plus a built in cheek and tongue cleaner, you have everything you need in a brush for premium oral hygiene.

[Asmodean]

Wait, seriously..?  ???

[Biggus Dickus]

Wait, seriously..?  ???

Really hoping this comes with a gift receipt so I can return or exchange.
One Direction? ??

[Asmodean]

I have nothing against them, mostly because I can not be bothered to form an opinion, it's just... A boyband toothbrush? One would think that by the time we got around to inventing that, everything else was well and truly invented. I'm gonna go see if I can have that space folder now...

[Claireliontamer]

I actually quite like 1D

Nope, didn't say that in public

[Magdalena]

I actually quite like 1D

Nope, didn't say that in public

It's OK Claire,
I used to like New Edition, and I'm not ashamed of it!

You're probably too young to remember them, but I'm sure you've heard their songs:
Cool It Now.
Mr. Telephone Man.


I never liked Menudo.  

Look at all that spandex/polyester and leather!
I never would've bought their electric toothbrush. 

[OldGit]

I used to like Glenn Miller, but his aircraft disappeared.

[Claireliontamer]

I actually quite like 1D

Nope, didn't say that in public

It's OK Claire,
I used to like New Edition, and I'm not ashamed of it!

You're probably too young to remember them, but I'm sure you've heard their songs:
Cool It Now.
Mr. Telephone Man.


I never liked Menudo. 

Look at all that spandex/polyester and leather!
I never would've bought their electric toothbrush. 

I'm afraid I have not heard of New Edition nor Menudo.

I was a fan of East 17....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mg7ok8dmDU

I'd have bought any personal hygiene product they endorsed!

[Magdalena]

I used to like Glenn Miller, but his aircraft disappeared.

Was that a boy band from the 1600's--were you a teenager at that time?  ???

[Magdalena]

I was a fan of East 17....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mg7ok8dmDU

I'd have bought any personal hygiene product they endorsed!

 
Being a celebrity must be difficult. Imagine having your face on all kinds of personal hygiene products. I wouldn't want to see my face on menstrual pads or tampon boxes, or a vaginal douche!