Damn it all JJ. The demographic in your area must consist largely of overweight people or of a remote strain of giants.
I might wager that the original temporary settlers in that territory, the London Company, were not at all over weight. Starvation makes it that way. To their credit they preceded the famous and better known Plymouth rock pilgrims. Too bad that they pissed off the local native American tribes. That whole scenario is one of the more fascinating periods in our history.
You may have to go to Richmond, Norfolk or somewhere to get clothing that fits you. I am guessing that you are somewhere near that historic area on account of some of the elegant photos that you have posted.