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How To Write a News Website Article About a Science Paper

Started by Recusant, October 10, 2010, 11:08:41 PM

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Recusant

October 10, 2010, 11:08:41 PM
QuoteIn this paragraph I will reference or quote some minor celebrity, historical figure, eccentric, or a group of sufferers; because my editors are ideologically committed to the idea that all news stories need a "human interest", and I'm not convinced that the scientists are interesting enough.

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Davin

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October 11, 2010, 05:52:03 PM
That is very funny.
Always question all authorities because the authority you don't question is the most dangerous... except me, never question me.

Will

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October 12, 2010, 03:03:53 AM
Brilliant!
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