Ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny.

The Magic Pudding · December 17, 2010, 07:54:07 AM

Quote from: "Byronazriel"Zombies, which we will define as ambulatory and infectous dead people with the urge to kill and/or eat living stuff. They may or may not be under the thrall of a necromancer.

Vs.

Robots, which we will define as metallic, artificial orginisms capable of coming in any shape or size with certain limitations, may or may not be under the control of a mad engineer or AI hive mind.

I give the advantage to the robots, because they are immune to the infection.

What's going on with you Byron, that's no competition at all.
To be fair the zombies would have to have a huge numerical advantage, or cricket bats.
Zombies with angle grinders could be a worthy opponent.

Byronazriel · December 17, 2010, 09:05:08 AM

Hmm, good point. Would robots vs. ghosts be better?

The Magic Pudding · December 17, 2010, 10:39:15 AM

You might end up with a ghost in the machine, then you'll be in trouble.

Byronazriel · December 17, 2010, 10:55:13 AM

Astromech droids VS Dwarves. The Dwarves have hammers and axes.

Asmodean · December 17, 2010, 10:05:31 PM

Quote from: "Byronazriel"Astromech droids VS Dwarves. The Dwarves have hammers and axes.

Why can't dwarves have machine guns..? I'm sure if I was a dwarf in the right US state, I could buy one... The law does not prohibit dwarves from being gun owners, does it..?

Byronazriel · December 17, 2010, 10:39:26 PM

folklorish LoTR dwarves, not dwarfs the diminutive humans.

The Magic Pudding · December 18, 2010, 12:00:09 AM

Dwarves haven't been brought so low that they buy their arms at shops have they?
What do they do all day in their caverns now, watch Doctor Phil?
Tell me it isn't so.

Asmodean · December 18, 2010, 06:57:17 AM

Quote from: "The Magic Pudding"Dwarves haven't been brought so low that they buy their arms at shops have they?
What do they do all day in their caverns now, watch Doctor Phil?
Tell me it isn't so.

Midget shows

Inevitable Droid · December 19, 2010, 09:33:55 AM

Awesome! I finally found a thread where I can post this image! Who would win - Santa or the Easter Bunny?

Ihateyoumike · December 19, 2010, 05:07:23 PM

Quote from: "Inevitable Droid"Awesome! I finally found a thread where I can post this image! Who would win - Santa or the Easter Bunny?

It doesn't matter, cause whoever ends up winning will end up getting punked by baby jeezus sitting there. Sure, it looks like he's innocently nibbling on a chocolate easter bunny ear, but he's just waiting for them to weaken each other so that he can fuck them up.
In the battle of fantasy holiday characters, baby jeebuz is king! :headbang:

The Magic Pudding · December 19, 2010, 11:49:52 PM

Quote from: "Ihateyoumike"It doesn't matter, cause whoever ends up winning will end up getting punked by baby jeezus sitting there. Sure, it looks like he's innocently nibbling on a chocolate easter bunny ear, but he's just waiting for them to weaken each other so that he can fuck them up.
In the battle of fantasy holiday characters, baby jeebuz is king!

I don't disagree that this has been the case, but that faun looks like it's up to something.
It's plainly planning evil whilst staring straight at Jesus's back.
And Jesus look rightly worried.

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