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How Did Buddha Get Fat?

Started by Sophus, October 16, 2010, 06:09:35 AM

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Prometheus

#15
October 19, 2010, 06:53:07 AM
The fat one isn't siddhartha. His name is Budai. To answer your initial question, I think people think Buddha's fat because they are misinformed and don't care to become informed. Many of them also believe that Buddhists pray to Buddha or that he is a god. None of this is true(There are exceptions to this in some sects but generally the belief is that the enlightened(Buddhas) have no interest in or power over the material world.).
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DropLogic

#16
October 19, 2010, 07:45:29 AM
Quote from: "PoopShoot"
Quote from: "Asmodean"You can stretch your ear piercing holes to fit some pretty damned extreme things into them.
Among other parts.

I bet his life story is fascinating.

Tanker

#17
October 19, 2010, 08:39:25 AM
Quote from: "DropLogic"
Quote from: "PoopShoot"
Quote from: "Asmodean"You can stretch your ear piercing holes to fit some pretty damned extreme things into them.
Among other parts.

I bet his life story is fascinating.

I bet it's not and that's why he did that.
"I'd rather die the go to heaven" - William Murderface Murderface  Murderface-

I've been in fox holes, I'm still an atheist -Me-

God is a cake, and we all know what the cake is.

(my spelling, grammer, and punctuation suck, I know, but regardless of how much I read they haven't improved much since grade school. It's actually a bit of a family joke.

Asmodean

#18
October 20, 2010, 08:14:01 AM
Quote from: "Tanker"I bet it's not and that's why he did that.
If he just likes the way it looks, does his life story really matter..?  :headbang:
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Prometheus

#19
October 23, 2010, 05:04:05 AM
QuoteI bet it's not and that's why he did that.

 :hail:  :hail:
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notself

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November 04, 2010, 04:10:34 AM Last Edit: November 04, 2010, 07:34:50 AM by notself
sad

deekayfry

#21
November 04, 2010, 05:27:09 AM
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 roflol  #2

Quote from: "PoopShoot"
Quote from: "Thumpalumpacus"Christ, I really didn't need to see someone's septum at eight in the morning.

On the plus side, it makes booger-removal all that much easier.
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