25 Ways to tell that you’re Really All Grown Up

[TheWilliam]

here are 25 Ways to tell that you’re Really All Grown Up

1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
yes........... and i'm still smoking
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
with the low libodo, no erection will be wasted.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
never kept beer anyway.
4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
3am is the time i get up.
5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
everybody likes natasha beddingfield.
6. You watch the Weather Channel.
hell yes.
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up."
n/a
8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
word
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
in this florida heat, it's over dressed.
10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo.
ahaha i almost called them tonight, those little creeps are why i'm awake at 1:15am now.
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
n/a
12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
n/a
13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
car's payed off.
14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
n/a
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
n/a
16. You take naps.
every sunday and friday afternoon.  rum and a nap.
17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
agreed.
18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
n/a
19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.
n/a
20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good *****."
n/a
21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
n/a
22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again."
n/a
23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
ahaha, never.
24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
nopers. i support the bar if i'm going to go. i like seeing other people keep their jobs.
25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead of asking "Oh crap - what the H--- happened?"
i do but it's not sincere,

[Tom62]

The list is not mine, so here follows my own comments

1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
I don't have any houseplants. The would most likely die, because I'll forget to water them

2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
Nope

3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
True.

4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
True

5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
That would be a miracle, since I'm a hard rock and heavy metal fan.

6. You watch the Weather Channel.
Not available in the country where I live.

7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up."
Not yet

8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
I've got 32 days of vacation

9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
True

10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo.
Happened nearly once. My young neighbours had a birthday party recently that lasted till 4 AM

11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
True

12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
Not applicable, but I do know when Burgerking closes

13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
True

14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
Don't have any pets

15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
Yes  

16. You take naps.
No

17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
Yes

18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
Never tried that one out.

19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.
No

20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good *****."
I've never bought cheap wine

21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
Most of the time

22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again."
Yes

23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
No

24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
I drink at home, because I feel uncomfortable in crowded places

25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead of asking "Oh crap - what the H--- happened?"
No, nowadays it is again the other way around