YE OLD PUB

[PoopShoot]

No there will be no beer for you.

Gald you're not the bartender.  *places $5 next to coaster and slides them to the back of the bar*

You dismissed my scenario to quickly.
Neutral terrain would be half water/land.

That would be otter home turf, in which case you're right.

[The Magic Pudding]

OK
I see we're getting serious now.
How about a walrus and 14 blind-folded Arctic foxes, on perfectly flat ice with no holes for walrutic retreat?

[humblesmurph]

OK
I see we're getting serious now.
How about a walrus and 14 blind-folded Arctic foxes, on perfectly flat ice with no holes for walrutic retreat?

walrus, easy.  No way the tiny foxes can penetrate the the blubber.

[PoopShoot]

Walrus = Spartan hoplite
Arctic foxes = children with lipops.

Whose leg do I have to hump to get my beer?

[The Magic Pudding]

Walrus = Spartan hoplite
Arctic foxes = children with lipops.

Whose leg do I have to hump to get my beer?

Oh sweet non existent Jesus I just cleaned that, here's you're beer, now settle down.

[PoopShoot]

Oh sweet non existent Jesus I just cleaned that, here's you're beer, now settle down.

Thanks.

*zip*

[Draconicstarz88]

Where's my cup of tea? Will I have to ask the computer?
Those bananas are disturbing.Anyway what would win the fight, one medium size otter or two de-scented skunks?

Sets before Magic a hot cup of tea.

[Velma]

It's been a long day.  I'll have a glass of blackberry wine.

[Draconicstarz88]

Sets a blackberry wine bottle on the table, and pours it into 2 glasses and sets one before Velma, and takes the other in hand

I have completed my 4 page paper! SO CHEERS FOR A LONG DAY COMPLETED!!!

[Velma]

Sets a blackberry wine bottle on the table, and pours it into 2 glasses and sets one before Velma, and takes the other in hand

I have completed my 4 page paper! SO CHEERS FOR A LONG DAY COMPLETED!!!

That is good news!  Cheers!

[humblesmurph]

Sets a blackberry wine bottle on the table, and pours it into 2 glasses and sets one before Velma, and takes the other in hand

I have completed my 4 page paper! SO CHEERS FOR A LONG DAY COMPLETED!!!

Congratulations! Slide me a double of any whiskey out of a plastic bottle.

[The Magic Pudding]

What did the Snow Man say?
[spoiler:5nu14him]I smell carrot.[/spoiler:5nu14him]

Did you hear about the two elephants that fell of a cliff?
[spoiler:5nu14him]Boom Boom[/spoiler:5nu14him]

Sorry, I'll go now.

[PoopShoot]

BOO!

Barkeep, pudding's had enough.

Can I get another beer?

[parrotpirate]

Isn't that supposed to be garnished with a gold ingot and a wedge of lemon?

I believe it's supposed to be the tooth of an Algolian sun-tiger,actually.

[Draconicstarz88]

Places a beer in front of Poop, and sets a double shot of Jim Bean Whiskey in front of humble

 :bananacolor: