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Started by Draconicstarz88, September 07, 2010, 01:45:40 AM

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PoopShoot

#30
September 08, 2010, 02:16:14 AM
Quote from: "humblesmurph"That brings me to the real reason this bar sucks.  No ladies.  :shake:
I can probably talk thump into tucking it back.
All hail Cancer Jesus!

Draconicstarz88

#31
September 08, 2010, 02:16:46 AM
You couldve said that in the 1st place!!!

Pours Seagram's Seven Crown Blended Whiskey and 7up into 2 glasses and puts a slice of lemon on each and sets them before poop.
"Life is meaningless if your on the road to death working like a dog to pursue happiness, so thats why everyone needs to spend life to the max"

COME TO THE PUB!
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Draconicstarz88

#32
September 08, 2010, 02:18:52 AM
Quote from: "PoopShoot"
Quote from: "humblesmurph"That brings me to the real reason this bar sucks.  No ladies.  :shake:
I can probably talk thump into tucking it back.

trolls everywhere!
"Life is meaningless if your on the road to death working like a dog to pursue happiness, so thats why everyone needs to spend life to the max"

COME TO THE PUB!
viewtopic.php?f=4&t=5748

PoopShoot

#33
September 08, 2010, 02:20:05 AM
Quote from: "Draconicstarz88"You couldve said that in the 1st place!!!
But what fun is that?

QuotePours Seagram's Seven Crown Blended Whiskey and 7up into 2 glasses and puts a slice of lemon on each and sets them before poop.
:bananacolor:  :bananacolor:  :bananacolor:
All hail Cancer Jesus!

Draconicstarz88

#34
September 08, 2010, 02:22:14 AM
:bananacolor:  :bananacolor:  :bananacolor:  :bananacolor:  :bananacolor:  :bananacolor:  :bananacolor:  :bananacolor:  :bananacolor:

Fun shit
"Life is meaningless if your on the road to death working like a dog to pursue happiness, so thats why everyone needs to spend life to the max"

COME TO THE PUB!
viewtopic.php?f=4&t=5748

humblesmurph

#35
September 08, 2010, 02:30:41 AM
Quote from: "PoopShoot"
Quote from: "humblesmurph"That brings me to the real reason this bar sucks.  No ladies.  :eek:

parrotpirate

#36
September 08, 2010, 04:09:58 AM
Ninja Turtle

[spoiler:9ujtrv9m]In a tall glass,over ice pour 1 1/2 shot Tanqueray, 1/2 shot blue Curacao and fill with orange juice. Turns nasty green color, tastes mostly orange like and half way through the second one you get kicked in the head.[/spoiler:9ujtrv9m]
The one thing everybody needs to remember is that I never claimed to be sane!

Tank

#37
September 08, 2010, 01:37:34 PM
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

PoopShoot

#38
September 08, 2010, 01:46:07 PM
Isn't that supposed to be garnished with a gold ingot and a wedge of lemon?
All hail Cancer Jesus!

The Magic Pudding

#39
September 08, 2010, 02:40:30 PM
Quote from: "Draconicstarz88"Fun shit
Where's my cup of tea?
Will I have to ask the computer?
Those bananas are disturbing.
Anyway what would win the fight, one medium size otter or two de-scented skunks?

PoopShoot

#40
September 08, 2010, 02:45:52 PM
The skunks.  one on one it'd be an even fight, two on one, the skunks pwn.
All hail Cancer Jesus!

The Magic Pudding

#41
September 08, 2010, 02:53:35 PM
Quote from: "PoopShoot"The skunks.  one on one it'd be an even fight, two on one, the skunks pwn.
The otter could just wait until the skunks are near drowned, and then come in for an easy double kill.

PoopShoot

#42
September 08, 2010, 02:58:35 PM
Quote from: "The Magic Pudding"
Quote from: "PoopShoot"The skunks.  one on one it'd be an even fight, two on one, the skunks pwn.
The otter could just wait until the skunks are near drowned, and then come in for an easy double kill.
You didn't specify in water.  Otters are as mobile and agile on land as skunks are, therefore neutral ground would be dry land.

A beer please.  Something potent.
All hail Cancer Jesus!

humblesmurph

#43
September 08, 2010, 02:58:39 PM
Quote from: "The Magic Pudding"
Quote from: "PoopShoot"The skunks.  one on one it'd be an even fight, two on one, the skunks pwn.
The otter could just wait until the skunks are near drowned, and then come in for an easy double kill.

You got it MP,  skunks can't fight. They just stink. Decented ones don't even do that.  Otters are pretty big  plus they rule the land and the water.  I'd take a tiny shrew over a punk skunk any day.

The Magic Pudding

#44
September 08, 2010, 03:07:46 PM
Quote from: "PoopShoot"
Quote from: "The Magic Pudding"
Quote from: "PoopShoot"The skunks.  one on one it'd be an even fight, two on one, the skunks pwn.
The otter could just wait until the skunks are near drowned, and then come in for an easy double kill.
You didn't specify in water.  Otters are as mobile and agile on land as skunks are, therefore neutral ground would be dry land.

A beer please.  Something potent.
No there will be no beer for you.
You dismissed my scenario too quickly.
Neutral terrain would be half water/land.
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