pick-up lines

[tacoma_kyle]

Yeah, heh I am bored. Whats your favorite pickup line?

Me?

I wish I was your derrivative so I could lay tangent to your curve.

anyone who's taken calculus knows what it means.

[Piemaster]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DeWAdzFmI10

Edit - NSFW

[donkeyhoty]

Come here often?  Would you like to?


"A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself."

[Eclecticsaturn]

the word of the day is legs, wanna come back to my house and spread the word?

did it hurt?..........................when you fell out the ugly tree and hit every branch coming down? (lol, it works every time, j/k)

[Ishkamina]

"You must be a magician because you turned my panties to soup"

[tacoma_kyle]

God damn I wonder how many guys would kill to get that!

[Tom62]

Try one of these

http://members.iinet.net.au/~jaherne/bi ... ickup.html

[McQ]

Damn. I hope you meant "favorite" as in "the worst pickup line you've ever heard"!

Because these suck!


 

I did have a very bad, bawdy pickup line used on me in college, by a girl in my biology class. However, she being a heavy coke addict (not the drink) put a damper on the proceedings.

Her line was, "What f**ks like a tiger and winks?"

I answered, "I don't know. What?"

Then she looked me in the eyes and winked.

Would have been pretty slick, if she hadn't just done a line and left some on her nose.

 :roll:

[rlrose328]

I wish I was your derrivative so I could lay tangent to your curve.

My husband was a Physics major... I'll have to share that with him tonight.  LOL!  

[tacoma_kyle]

ugh, haha That'd be kinda creepy . Kinda of like this one crazy-ass woman that I sue to work with. It was common knowledge that she wanted to fuck at least 50% of the employees. Clearly on somethin from time to time. I wouldnt want to use even they supidest pickup lines on that psycho-hose beast as a joke!

Damn. I hope you meant "favorite" as in "the worst pickup line you've ever heard"!

Because these suck!


 

I did have a very bad, bawdy pickup line used on me in college, by a girl in my biology class. However, she being a heavy coke addict (not the drink) put a damper on the proceedings.

Her line was, "What f**ks like a tiger and winks?"

I answered, "I don't know. What?"

Then she looked me in the eyes and winked.

Would have been pretty slick, if she hadn't just done a line and left some on her nose.

 :roll:

[arin]

Oh!  I love these!   I like "Are you tired?...because you've been running through my mind all day."

And then there's the "If you were a pirate, would you like you parrot to be in this shoulder(taps left shoulder), or THIS shoulder?(lays arm on right shoulder) (I hope that made sense, you kinda have to see it. haha)
*Oh, and for the record, I don't do those to guys,  my friends just talk about funny pickup lines. haha