Guess Who's Back

[Thumpalumpacus]

Wow, I didn't know they had servers that could translate Knucklehead.

[Ned]

When I was just a little boy
I asked my mother
What will I be?
Will I be handsome?
Will I be rich?
Here’s what she said to me:

Que sera, sera.
Whatever will be, will be.
The future’s not ours to see.
Que sera, sera.
What will be, will be.

When I grew up and fell in love
I asked my sweetheart
What lies ahead?
Will we have rainbows
Day after day?
Here’s what my sweetheart said:

Que sera, sera.
Whatever will be, will be.
The future’s not ours to see.
Que sera, sera.
What will be, will be.

Now I have children of my own.
They ask their father,
What will I be?
Will I be pretty?
Will I be rich?
I tell them tenderly:

Que sera, sera.
Whatever will be, will be.
The future’s not ours to see.
Que sera, sera.
What will be, will be.
Que sera, sera.

[pinkocommie]

So I get off stage right and drop the mic
Walk up to the hot chicks and I'm all like
"Sup ladies, my name's Ned baby.
I'm the best poster on HAF baby"
They're all like "Oh my god it's him"
"Becky oh my fuckin' god it's Ned"
"I swear to fucking god dude you fuckin rock"
"Please Ned please let me suck your cock"
And by now the rest of the fellas get jealous
Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas
All the chicks start yellin', all the hot babes
Throw their bras and their shirt and their panties on stage
So like every single night they pick a fight with me
But when we fight it's kinda like sibling rivalry
Cuz they're back on stage the next night with me
Dude I just think you're tryna steal the light from me
Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me
Cause I told him Jessica Alba's my wife to be
This rock star shit, it's the life for me

Next post like this gets you [strike:qmngzkqo]strike 2.[/strike:qmngzkqo] banned....just noticed you got your strike two earlier via a post by McQ.

When I was just a little boy
I asked my mother
What will I be?
Will I be handsome?
Will I be rich?
Here’s what she said to me:

Que sera, sera.
Whatever will be, will be.
The future’s not ours to see.
Que sera, sera.
What will be, will be.

When I grew up and fell in love
I asked my sweetheart
What lies ahead?
Will we have rainbows
Day after day?
Here’s what my sweetheart said:

Que sera, sera.
Whatever will be, will be.
The future’s not ours to see.
Que sera, sera.
What will be, will be.

Now I have children of my own.
They ask their father,
What will I be?
Will I be pretty?
Will I be rich?
I tell them tenderly:

Que sera, sera.
Whatever will be, will be.
The future’s not ours to see.
Que sera, sera.
What will be, will be.
Que sera, sera.

Why do people come here just to get banned?  It makes little sense to me.  

[McQ]

Ned has received a one week ban for repeated trolling. If he returns and continues trolling or otherwise breaks forum rules, it will result in a permanent ban.

[Asmodean]

In addition to deadly and just, the banhammer here on HAF is refreshingly quick in action.  

[Squid]

When I was just a little boy...*snip*

How about some lyrics from the delightful band Impaled Nazarene:

Sun goes down and trolls crawl out of their holes
I am waiting the fuckers with my blow-torch

I am the killer of trolls, I show the fuckers no remorse
I execute trolls by burning down the fucking fjords

Sun goes down - execution time
Time has arrived for mayhem, destruction and extinction!

Isn't black metal fun kids?!  

[Asmodean]

Isn't black metal fun kids?!  

Maybe the band and I should make a cover of that song!