Palin says Law should be based on god of the bible

[karadan]

I have a general rule:  Theocracy is bad.

M'Kay.

[Heretical Rants]

吾 have a 総 則:  Theocracy is æ,ª.

M'Kay.

Mmhmm.

[curiosityandthecat]

This is what my brain does when I listen to Sarah Palin:

[philosoraptor]

I know this is pretty well circulated, but I couldn't help but think of this supposed letter to a radio personality: http://www.humanistsofutah.org/2002/WhyCantIOwnACanadian_10-02.html

[theTwiz]

I know this is pretty well circulated, but I couldn't help but think of this supposed letter to a radio personality: http://www.humanistsofutah.org/2002/WhyCantIOwnACanadian_10-02.html

Wait.

Shit.


The hell am I supposed to do with my Canadians?

[philosoraptor]

My pressing issue is that I live in an apartment building, so there's really no good place to burn or stone my neighbors for their sins, other than the middle of the street.

[Tank]

My pressing issue is that I live in an apartment building, so there's really no good place to burn or stone my neighbors for their sins, other than the middle of the street.

Surly that is the best place to stone them so everybody can see they are being punished?

[philosoraptor]

My pressing issue is that I live in an apartment building, so there's really no good place to burn or stone my neighbors for their sins, other than the middle of the street.

Surly that is the best place to stone them so everybody can see they are being punished?

You're probably right.  Best to make an example for all the other heathens and sinners.  

[Tank]

[youtube:1w0tsmv4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8j9h0ZKehxI[/youtube:1w0tsmv4]

[karadan]

This is what my brain does when I listen to Sarah Palin:

I really really really want to know what the hell that is.

[skwurll]

Well at least under these rules, I won't have to go through the whole trial thing for rape, just pay the father 120 shekels and I own the woman.  

[Tank]

This is what my brain does when I listen to Sarah Palin:

I really really really want to know what the hell that is.

By the look of it some sort of implosion test! Rather spectacular!

[Tank]

[youtube:35zgr9lr]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zz95_VvTxZM[/youtube:35zgr9lr]

Here you go!

[Kylyssa]

So does this mean Sarah Palin would have her daughter stoned to death for being an adulteress?

[Kylyssa]

My pressing issue is that I live in an apartment building, so there's really no good place to burn or stone my neighbors for their sins, other than the middle of the street.

No, the real problem is pavement.  For a traditional stoning the person is buried up to her neck, leaving only the head exposed for throwing rocks at.  At least that's what they do to child rape victims in the Middle East.