hi there. i'm joey and i'm holy.

[holy joey]

[elliebean]

Maybe you should go to the emergency room.  

[holy joey]

Maybe you should go to the emergency room.  

hello there.  God is my doctor.

[joeactor]

hello there.  God is my doctor.

Hmmm... How's that working out for you?
In my experience, he never seems to answer the little buzzer thingy...

Welcome.

I'm wholly JoeActor

[holy joey]

hello there.  God is my doctor.

Hmmm... How's that working out for you?
In my experience, he never seems to answer the little buzzer thingy...

Welcome.

I'm wholly JoeActor

hello.  God answers prayer anytime anywhere.

[Tom62]

Welcome to the forum, holy joey

God is my doctor.

Yes, you can't beat God's "State of the Art" medical treatments. His leprosy cure is truly amazing .Get two birds. Kill one. Dip the live bird in the blood of the dead one. Sprinkle the blood on the leper seven times, and then let the blood-soaked bird fly off. Next find a lamb and kill it. Wipe some of its blood on the patient's right ear, thumb, and big toe. Sprinkle seven times with oil and wipe some of the oil on his right ear, thumb and big toe. Repeat. Finally kill a couple doves and offer one for a sin offering and the other for a burnt offering (Leviticus 14:2-52). That make me just wonder why all these Christians think that Voodoo is the work of the devil.

[holy joey]

Welcome to the forum, holy joey

God is my doctor.

Yes, you can't beat God's "State of the Art" medical treatments. His leprosy cure is truly amazing .Get two birds. Kill one. Dip the live bird in the blood of the dead one. Sprinkle the blood on the leper seven times, and then let the blood-soaked bird fly off. Next find a lamb and kill it. Wipe some of its blood on the patient's right ear, thumb, and big toe. Sprinkle seven times with oil and wipe some of the oil on his right ear, thumb and big toe. Repeat. Finally kill a couple doves and offer one for a sin offering and the other for a burnt offering (Leviticus 14:2-52). That make me just wonder why all these Christians think that Voodoo is the work of the devil.

hi there.

that's the old testament.  we're in the new testament era now.

[Tanker]

Welcome to the forum, holy joey

God is my doctor.

Yes, you can't beat God's "State of the Art" medical treatments. His leprosy cure is truly amazing .Get two birds. Kill one. Dip the live bird in the blood of the dead one. Sprinkle the blood on the leper seven times, and then let the blood-soaked bird fly off. Next find a lamb and kill it. Wipe some of its blood on the patient's right ear, thumb, and big toe. Sprinkle seven times with oil and wipe some of the oil on his right ear, thumb and big toe. Repeat. Finally kill a couple doves and offer one for a sin offering and the other for a burnt offering (Leviticus 14:2-52). That make me just wonder why all these Christians think that Voodoo is the work of the devil.

hi there.

that's the old testament.  we're in the new testament era now.

So God's magic spells don't work anymore becaue time has passed? That doesn't seem all powerful to me.

Also I've read both of your threads now you seem to want to respond "god did it" to every question and statment rather then actually answering questions. It's seems rather disingenious. We welcome all posters here as long a they follow the rules I'm sure you could be a welcome member. You seem to want to treat this site and it's members as a joke. Which you are entiteled to believe however this is our community. You are being obnoxious in someone elses house don't expect the good will to last forever.

[holy joey]

don't expect the good will to last forever.

good will?  you never even said hello.

[McQ]

don't expect the good will to last forever.

good will?  you never even said hello.

Joey. Two things. First is hello.

The second is that you need to read the forum rules. You might even try to actually introduce yourself here. It will help people understand why you're here and what you have to contribute.

[holy joey]

Joey. Two things. First is hello.

hello.

The second is that you need to read the forum rules. You might even try to actually introduce yourself here. It will help people understand why you're here and what you have to contribute.

i like to learn what other people believe and why.  but i'm not so interested in heated debate.

[McQ]

Joey. Two things. First is hello.

hello.

The second is that you need to read the forum rules. You might even try to actually introduce yourself here. It will help people understand why you're here and what you have to contribute.

i like to learn what other people believe and why.  but i'm not so interested in heated debate.

There doesn't need to be heated debate. Why would you think that? Just introduce yourself and enter into meaningful communications.

[holy joey]

There doesn't need to be heated debate. Why would you think that? Just introduce yourself and enter into meaningful communications.

some people get angry if others dont believe the same as they do.

[McQ]

There doesn't need to be heated debate. Why would you think that? Just introduce yourself and enter into meaningful communications.

some people get angry if others dont believe the same as they do.

I don't. But I do get a little impatient if someone comes into the forum and immediately just tries to make what appear to be meaningless prank posts. Try a genuine introduction, with some background on yourself, why you're here, what you hope to gain, etc.

[holy joey]

Try a genuine introduction, with some background on yourself, why you're here, what you hope to gain, etc.

i mentioned a little in a different thread.  i'm a corporate manager who's had about 400 employees, but currently on medical leave due to heart attacks and cancer.  i'm here because i like to hear what other people believe, but not looking for debates.