Make your own KFC!!!

[karadan]

The skin on a KFC is wonderful..... But then it has to be swallowed. Literally, the most i can eat before feeling sick is that first bite... Too much fat-drenched horrendously substandard and unethical chicken by-products. I think the last time i ate a KFC was five years ago and it made me feel thoroughly ill.  :yay:

[McQ]

That made me want fried chicken in the most urgent way! Let us know how it goes.

[Ellainix]

Eww.

[i_am_i]

I always use a cajun-type seasoning mixture for fried chicken, but I'm going to try out the Guardian's mixture next time just for the hell of it.

[karadan]

Eww.

I guess you could coat mushroom protein with the KFC flour mix. Wouldn't be the same though..

[AlP]

You would batter a mere chicken? We Scots will batter anything! We batter whole pies, haggis, chocolate bars and virtually anything unhealthy that will fit in a frier. But chicken? Where is the originality in this? I say batter something interesting:



These are burgers topped with cheese and wrapped in bacon with added hot dog bits to make the turtle appendages: surely something worthy of being battered, deep fried and served with special sauce and chips (chips = British word for steak fries).

Oh the humanity.

[Ellainix]

Oh that is so fucking gross...

[Ihateyoumike]

Oh that is so fucking gross...

If there are any vegetarians wondering why the rest of us can get annoyed by you... This is why.

[Whitney]

Oh that is so fucking gross...

If there are any vegetarians wondering why the rest of us can get annoyed by you... This is why.

I was just thinking about how I should make the turtle bacon hot dog burgers for a pot luck just to see how people react.  They are rather interesting...probably too much work to make knowing that hardly anyone would want to eat them (will gross out the vegans and anyone who doesn't want to have a heart attack).

[Whitney]

Eww.

I guess you could coat mushroom protein with the KFC flour mix. Wouldn't be the same though..

Fried mushrooms are really yummy; esp if stuffed with blue cheese first.  It's the perfect way to make an almost zero calorie food bad for you.

[Tanker]

Oh that is so fucking pure AWESOME!

There fixed that for you.

[Ellainix]

Oh that is so fucking gross...

If there are any vegetarians wondering why the rest of us can get annoyed by you... This is why.

I am not a vegetarian.

[karadan]

Oh that is so fucking pure AWESOME!

There fixed that for you.

Hahaha!

[karadan]

Eww.

I guess you could coat mushroom protein with the KFC flour mix. Wouldn't be the same though..

Fried mushrooms are really yummy; esp if stuffed with blue cheese first.  It's the perfect way to make an almost zero calorie food bad for you.

Definitely. I like making stuffed field mushrooms with mozzarella, bacon and bread crumbs. It is a taste sensation! Stuffed bell peppers are totally awesome too.

I'm not sure how big veggie products are in the US, but over here we have this stuff called Quorn. It is essentially mushroom protein shaped into chunks supposed to resemble chicken. It is actually quite nice but i wouldn't use it as a substitute for chicken, just as a foodstuff in its own right. Coated in the KFC mix, it might actually be quite nice.

[karadan]

Oh that is so fucking gross...