from silliest imaginations , to the most realistic facts

[Whitney]

I personally really like the characters from monsters inc...they are so cute.  I forgot their names.

Wasn't Finding Nemo a pixar movie too?  I had a clown fish I named nemo but he died.

I'll go back to being serious when some light pls figures out why this strange version of the watchmakers argument is flawed on multiple levels.

[elliebean]

some light plz, if a small boy were to ask you who created god, what would you answer?

[some light plz]

what did i say : " from silliest imaginations , to the most realistic facts "

The wheel  is a circular object that revolves on an axle .. I do not know the early beginning of using wheels . but I am sure 100 % about  the wheel's evolution

The wheels evolved from a tree " living creature " to  a circular wood  during the  previous times maybe ( 3.5 billions years ) when the human was a microbe . it was moving and moving and moving , until a day it met a wooden box inside it chairs . and by the stable  truth which I know  [ coincidence ]   .
 the box connected with this wheel so they  became a wagon . but this wagon was unable to move ..

beside them was a horse … this horse has a sad story , when it was a Hippocampus. Before evolving to a  horse  , this Hippocampus faced a horrible times  because the water of  sea Evaporated by the heat of sun . and all his friends died , but this Hippocampus remained  (the strongest ) . so a Hippocampus evolved  to a horse .  

the horse stood in front of the wagon , then suddenly some ropes  flew to connect the horse  with the wagon . then they started moving and moving and moving

after ( 3 billions years ) the Microbe evolved  to a human . when human saw the wagon he screamed and said " thank you mother nature for this evolution " and he used this wagon for himself.

and day after day this wheel evolved until our time … therefore you will find :

a wheel evolved for cars .   a wheel evolved for airplanes .     a wheel evolved for trains .

a wheel evolved for bicycles .   a wheel evolved for vehicles .   a wheel evolved for chairs .  

all those wheels  evolved from the first wheel and by the same way.

to hell this logic

[curiosityandthecat]

And if it is more than one god , what will happen ?
They will kill each other to get to the throne .

Yeah, cause that's never happened before...

[Tanker]

Are you honestly trying to compare the evolution of inanimate object created by man to the the observable fact of genetic mutation and natural selection in living creatures?

To hell wth your lack of knowledge of science in general and evolution in specific.

[Whitney]

what did i say : " from silliest imaginations , to the most realistic facts "

The wheel  is a circular object that revolves on an axle .. I do not know the early beginning of using wheels . but I am sure 100 % about  the wheel's evolution

The wheels evolved from a tree " living creature " to  a circular wood  during the  previous times maybe ( 3.5 billions years ) when the human was a microbe . it was moving and moving and moving , until a day it met a wooden box inside it chairs . and by the stable  truth which I know  [ coincidence ]   .
 the box connected with this wheel so they  became a wagon . but this wagon was unable to move ..

beside them was a horse … this horse has a sad story , when it was a Hippocampus. Before evolving to a  horse  , this Hippocampus faced a horrible times  because the water of  sea Evaporated by the heat of sun . and all his friends died , but this Hippocampus remained  (the strongest ) . so a Hippocampus evolved  to a horse .  

the horse stood in front of the wagon , then suddenly some ropes  flew to connect the horse  with the wagon . then they started moving and moving and moving

after ( 3 billions years ) the Microbe evolved  to a human . when human saw the wagon he screamed and said " thank you mother nature for this evolution " and he used this wagon for himself.

and day after day this wheel evolved until our time … therefore you will find :

a wheel evolved for cars .   a wheel evolved for airplanes .     a wheel evolved for trains .

a wheel evolved for bicycles .   a wheel evolved for vehicles .   a wheel evolved for chairs .  

all those wheels  evolved from the first wheel and by the same way.

to hell this logic

are you talking about?

I'm seriously about to start handing you out warnings for trolling because this is nonsensical.

[some light plz]

some light plz, if a small boy were to ask you who created god, what would you answer?

Inshaa Allah , I will be able to answer you , but please ask yourself these questions , then  ask about God  :
1-   who created you ?
2-   where you were before you have been  created ?
3-   why human is the only thinker's creature ?
4-   what is the next step : after you evolved to a thinker's creature  ?
5-   when the word " God " comes to your brain , where you will place him " at earth , above heavens , or not existent " ? please Focus on this question  .. think deeply
6 -    when the Microorganisms are going to evolve ?
Thanks

[Tom62]

1-   who created you ?

My mother and my father

2-   where you were before you have been  created ?

Before I existed my molecules and atoms were part of other living beings, plants and minerals

3-   why human is the only thinker's creature ?

I don't believe that humans are the only animals that can think.

4-   what is the next step : after you evolved to a thinker's creature  ?

Do you mean, what will happen to me after I'm dead?

5-   when the word " God " comes to your brain , where you will place him " at earth , above heavens , or not existent " ? please Focus on this question  .. think deeply

I place him in a fairy-tale book, with all the other fantasy creatures that people invented

6 -    when the Microorganisms are going to evolve ? Thanks

That is happening all the time.

[elliebean]

I asked myself those questions many years ago and have been satisfied with my answers since that time. I won't bother to give my answers here, because I do not intend to patronize you.

My question to you was rhetorical; my reason for asking it was that I could see where you were going with your argument and hoped to point out something to you: You asked a similar question of someone else, regarding how they would answer a small child asking the question, "who created everything?"

I was that child once. I asked my grandmother how it was that everything had come to be. Unfortunately, I could not get any better answer than "God created everything." Even at five years of age I could easily see through this diversion, as I had not yet deluded myself into blindly following those who I regarded as my superiors. The trouble with that answer is that it doesn't solve the problem of "everything" coming into existence, but only shifts the problem onto an invented, invisible deity. This is an attempt to evade the question. All it does is create a new question, which I was attentive enough, even as a young child to ask: "where then does God come from?" If originally I was asking about "everything", then surely "God" is part of that equation, if there is one at all.

It shouldn't be difficult to imagine  that, even if one could be satisfied to accept that a god exists, it doesn't elimnate the problem of creation; this god could not have created himself, after all.

The next logical step is to assume that your god has always existed and created everything else. But if something like a god could have always existed without a creator, then we can conclude that some things can exist without a creator. So why imagine god? Why not cut out the middle-man and conclude that everything has always existed in some form or another?

If God doesn't need a creator, then why does anything?



And when will God start evolving?

JK  

[G-Roll]

the horse stood in front of the wagon , then suddenly some ropes flew to connect the horse with the wagon . then they started moving and moving and moving

after ( 3 billions years ) the Microbe evolved to a human . when human saw the wagon he screamed and said " thank you mother nature for this evolution " and he used this wagon for himself.

this is my favorite part of the story. you gotta watch out for those flying ropes!!
and i always thank mother nature for man made things. like my pants. id be screwed if momma nature didnt make them for me. they would probably be made in some sweat shop by some third world kids if it wasnt for momma natures skills.

[Ellainix]

This is funny, because wagons, wheels, and horses are clearly made man items and everything else we see in nature is clearly not. We look at God, and see human characteristics, and thus assume there was a human creator behind him.

[Zyva]

horses are man made items?    

This whole topic is ridiculous, but I'm finding it strangely amusing.
When my children (small boys, at the time)  asked me who created God, I told them the truth.

[karadan]

Ok, I think I see where you're headed.

Let me recap:
It's obvious from the traits that Buzz and Woody have that there is a human creator behind them.
Because they were created by humans, you think they are real.

Gotcha.

So, it's just like god then.
It's obvious from the traits that god has that there is a human creator behind god.
Because god was created by humans, you think god is real.

Yeah.  I can agree with that...

 

[joeactor]

Ok, I think I see where you're headed.

Let me recap:
It's obvious from the traits that Buzz and Woody have that there is a human creator behind them.
Because they were created by humans, you think they are real.

Gotcha.

So, it's just like god then.
It's obvious from the traits that god has that there is a human creator behind god.
Because god was created by humans, you think god is real.

Yeah.  I can agree with that...

 

Hee hee - glad you got it - you're very welcome!
(off to create another god...)

Ok, so I'm a theist.  Why am I not siding with more of the theist arguments?
Well, frankly... they're all pretty silly:

TH1: Today's topic is God's nose and the contents held within.
TH2: Great!  I've always wondered if God has boogers...
TH3: Blasphemy!  God's nose would be perfect and not contain any boogers!
TH2: But hear me out... if it did, would he have to pick them?
TH1: Gentlemen, please!  Let's try to stay civil.
TH3: All right... I'll entertain the question of God's boogers.
TH2: So, maybe God wouldn't need to pick his boogers, ya know... since he doesn't need to breathe?
TH3: That's just silly!  If God doesn't need to breathe, why does he even have a nose?
TH2: Exactly!  See?  The tapestry we've woven into this image of God just unravels at the slightest discussion...
TH1: Hmmm... So, God wouldn't need a heart or lungs then?
TH2: Yes!  Or a body of any kind!
TH1: So what's left of God?
TH3: That's it!  I'm outta here!  And I'm taking my concept of God with me!

[BadPoison]

TH1: Today's topic is God's nose and the contents held within.
TH2: Great!  I've always wondered if God has boogers...
TH3: Blasphemy!  God's nose would be perfect and not contain any boogers!
TH2: But hear me out... if it did, would he have to pick them?
TH1: Gentlemen, please!  Let's try to stay civil.
TH3: All right... I'll entertain the question of God's boogers.
TH2: So, maybe God wouldn't need to pick his boogers, ya know... since he doesn't need to breathe?
TH3: That's just silly!  If God doesn't need to breathe, why does he even have a nose?
TH2: Exactly!  See?  The tapestry we've woven into this image of God just unravels at the slightest discussion...
TH1: Hmmm... So, God wouldn't need a heart or lungs then?
TH2: Yes!  Or a body of any kind!
TH1: So what's left of God?
TH3: That's it!  I'm outta here!  And I'm taking my concept of God with me!

I love it! I printed it and read it to a few co workers (using different voices for each part!)