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MariaEvri

#315
September 12, 2009, 04:11:21 PM

God made me an atheist, who are you to question his wisdom!
www.poseidonsimons.com

Pineapple

#316
September 15, 2009, 09:59:14 PM
"For as long as men massacre animals, they will kill each other. Indeed, he who sows the seed of murder and pain cannot reap joy and love."
-Pythagoras

SSY

#317
September 16, 2009, 01:24:49 AM
Quote from: "Pineapple"[img]http://www.bosomt.sk/wp-content/jesus_hammer_time.jpg[/i


LOL
 :D


Also, Maria, I read the Telegraph, why do people associate it with muslims? If anything it has a christian bent ( which never fails to annoy me ).
Quote from: "Godschild"SSY: You are fairly smart and to think I thought you were a few fries short of a happy meal.
Quote from: "Godschild"explain to them how and why you decided to be athiest and take the consequences that come along with it
Quote from: "Aedus"Unlike atheists, I'm not an angry prick

nikkmichalski

#318
September 18, 2009, 12:40:26 AM Last Edit: September 21, 2009, 05:08:56 AM by nikkmichalski
Quote from: "SSY"
Quote from: "Pineapple"[img]http://www.bosomt.sk/wp-content/jesus_hammer_time.jpg[/i


LOL
 :D


Also, Maria, I read the Telegraph, why do people associate it with muslims? If anything it has a christian bent ( which never fails to annoy me ).

90's jokes never cease to entertain me. Oh, and BTW, in your sig, it should be "too" instead of "to". Sorry I'm a grammar Nazi by nature (I was born on Hitler's birthday.)

EDIT: Damn you guys. You guys need to take a break from being right sometimes.
Ford: "It's unpleasantly like being drunk."
Arthur: "What's so unpleasant about being drunk?"
Ford: "You ask a glass of water." -- Douglas Adams, H2G2
"'Why is it you never mentioned any of this before the plane crash?'...'I didn't think the time was ripe.' " [emphasis delightfully Vonnegut's] -- Kurt Vonnegut, Slaughterhouse-5

Tanker

#319
September 18, 2009, 12:55:56 AM
Quote from: "nikkmichalski"
Quote from: "SSY"
Quote from: "Pineapple"[img]http://www.bosomt.sk/wp-content/jesus_hammer_time.jpg[/i


LOL
 :D


Also, Maria, I read the Telegraph, why do people associate it with muslims? If anything it has a christian bent ( which never fails to annoy me ).

90's jokes never cease to entertain me. Oh, and BTW, in your sig, it should be "too" instead of "too". Sorry I'm a grammar Nazi by nature (I was born on Hitler's birthday.)

Grammr Nazi fail. LOL
"I'd rather die the go to heaven" - William Murderface Murderface  Murderface-

I've been in fox holes, I'm still an atheist -Me-

God is a cake, and we all know what the cake is.

(my spelling, grammer, and punctuation suck, I know, but regardless of how much I read they haven't improved much since grade school. It's actually a bit of a family joke.

quizlixx

#320
September 19, 2009, 05:28:23 AM
Its official, Jesus loves me do.  :D
"The truth is incontrovertible, malice may attack it, ignorance may deride it, but in the end; there it is."

iNow

#321
September 21, 2009, 04:03:22 PM

nikkmichalski

#322
September 21, 2009, 09:22:31 PM
Quote from: "quizlixx"Its official, Jesus loves me do.  :D

*Insert crappy Early-Beatles harmonica solo*

"Wo-ooah, Jesus loves me do."
Ford: "It's unpleasantly like being drunk."
Arthur: "What's so unpleasant about being drunk?"
Ford: "You ask a glass of water." -- Douglas Adams, H2G2
"'Why is it you never mentioned any of this before the plane crash?'...'I didn't think the time was ripe.' " [emphasis delightfully Vonnegut's] -- Kurt Vonnegut, Slaughterhouse-5

templeboy

#323
September 21, 2009, 11:31:58 PM
Quote from: "iNow"

Someones been reading http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/ haven't they :D
"The fool says in his heart: 'There is no God.' The Wise Man says it to the world."- Troy Witte

Rastelin

#324
September 23, 2009, 08:12:13 AM
...
A casual stroll through a lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything.
-- Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

MariaEvri

#325
September 26, 2009, 03:02:41 PM
God made me an atheist, who are you to question his wisdom!
www.poseidonsimons.com

Thom Phelps

#326
September 26, 2009, 06:04:56 PM
Quote from: "nikkmichalski"90's jokes never cease to entertain me. Oh, and BTW, in your sig, it should be "too" instead of "to". Sorry I'm a grammar Nazi by nature (I was born on Hitler's birthday.)


You could just turn that period into an ellipsis and it would be "Jesus loves me to..."

To what? Steal ponies? Kill yourself after helping reach his destiny? Do the hokie pokie and then turn yourself around?

(Because we all know that's what it's all about.)

Rastelin

#327
September 27, 2009, 01:08:04 AM
...
A casual stroll through a lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything.
-- Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

MariaEvri

#328
September 27, 2009, 04:54:22 PM
God made me an atheist, who are you to question his wisdom!
www.poseidonsimons.com

nikkmichalski

#329
September 27, 2009, 06:51:11 PM
Quote from: "Thom Phelps"
Quote from: "nikkmichalski"90's jokes never cease to entertain me. Oh, and BTW, in your sig, it should be "too" instead of "to". Sorry I'm a grammar Nazi by nature (I was born on Hitler's birthday.)


You could just turn that period into an ellipsis and it would be "Jesus loves me to..."

To what? Steal ponies? Kill yourself after helping reach his destiny? Do the hokie pokie and then turn yourself around?

(Because we all know that's what it's all about.)

That made me laugh so hard! And make everyone in my house think I'm crazy.  :D
Ford: "It's unpleasantly like being drunk."
Arthur: "What's so unpleasant about being drunk?"
Ford: "You ask a glass of water." -- Douglas Adams, H2G2
"'Why is it you never mentioned any of this before the plane crash?'...'I didn't think the time was ripe.' " [emphasis delightfully Vonnegut's] -- Kurt Vonnegut, Slaughterhouse-5
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