Please excuse me while I slap the chipmunk.

[Recusant]

On another forum I occasionally visit, the question arose of "just how suggestive is the term 'ride the bull?'"  (Somebody had been temporarily banned from a "family friendly" site for using the term, meaning the silly dance as seen in some golfing movie.)  This lead to one of the members writing a PHP version of a perl script to test the hypothesis that "'[verb] the [animal]' always sounds dirty, no matter what verb and animal are chosen."  It results in some fairly amusing terms, one of which I quote in the title to this post.

[hismikeness]

And the obvious...

Choke the Chicken
Spank the Monkey
Milk the Cow
Strangle the Snake
Flog the Dolphin

But my personal favorite *** the *** is a classic Stewieism,
Eviscerate the Proletariat

Hismikeness

[Ninteen45]

So, please exuse me while I return the kid.

 

[Kylyssa]

Oh, good, I was afraid you meant a literal chipmunk.

I never really understood those particular euphemisms.  A penis bears no resemblance to a weasel, a lizard, or a monkey - or any other animal, really.

[curiosityandthecat]

Oh, good, I was afraid you meant a literal chipmunk.

I never really understood those particular euphemisms.  A penis bears no resemblance to a weasel, a lizard, or a monkey - or any other animal, really.

Well, there are snakes that can actually shoot venom, so...  

[AlP]

I never really understood those particular euphemisms.  A penis bears no resemblance to a weasel, a lizard, or a monkey - or any other animal, really.

I think it rather resembles a skinned chicken carcass. What would Freud say about that?

[skurry]

I never really understood those particular euphemisms.  A penis bears no resemblance to a weasel, a lizard, or a monkey - or any other animal, really.

I think it rather resembles a skinned chicken carcass. What would Freud say about that?

YIKES!  

lmao

[Heretical Rants]

I asked someone for a verb and an animal and I got:

Smile the Giraffe.