Jackson Loonies

[rlrose328]

From an article about Michael Jackson's will:

In the day's final development, a London woman filed a 93-page handwritten document in Los Angeles Superior Court claiming she was Jackson's secret wife and the mother of all three of his children.

In asking for all of Jackson's assets, the woman also added: "I have up to 30 children. My Father (Satan the Devil) Khalid Lucifer as he is known, gave them to us."

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So... think they'll hand over the estate to avoid incurring Khalid's wrath?  

[curiosityandthecat]

The stupid, it burns.

[Athiest33]

I was sad to see the king of pop go, but I didn't, like go nuts. Some people are just plain wack...

[Matrix]

Hmm, she sounds schizophrenic. I wonder why one of the symptons of schizophrenia is having conversations with gods...

[Big Mac]

Damn...he's dead for fuck's sake! Let him rest in peace.

I of course mean the people making this giant spectacle (not you guys). I'm really tired of turning on a news station and they babble on about Michael Jackson. Yes he was an amazing performer but there is a lot more important shit going on. Recession, 2 wars, North Korea trying out its bravado crap again, Iran having what may be a civil war, major Taliban leader was killed, etc.

I wish there was a news station that did not do celebrity gossip. I know it wouldn't last but I would love to have news without the fluff.