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Started by Kylyssa, June 23, 2009, 04:35:40 AM

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Kylyssa

June 23, 2009, 04:35:40 AM
Yesterday, while we were eating with my partner's sort of kids one of them mentioned the word abstinence.  He said that he thought it was a religious thing and it meant you don't believe in god.

I was amused.

thiolsulfate

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June 23, 2009, 04:38:09 AM
I was a child when I was their age.

Oh the memories... there was one time in Catechism Camp when I sneaked into the priest's cabin and ate all the Jesus wafers. It was awesome.

AlP

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June 23, 2009, 04:46:25 AM
I remember, maybe when I was about 10, being convinced that inanimate objects like rocks must be conscious. Lol.
"I rebel -- therefore we exist." - Camus

Sophus

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June 23, 2009, 05:34:08 AM
Oh can we please turn this into a Kids Say the Darndest Thins thread? My boy has a lot of them.  :)
‎"Christian doesn't necessarily just mean good. It just means better." - John Oliver

Kylyssa

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June 23, 2009, 05:37:39 AM
Quote from: "Sophus"Oh can we please turn this into a Kids Say the Darndest Thins thread? My boy has a lot of them.  :)

Sounds fun.

karadan

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June 23, 2009, 01:01:32 PM
Quote from: "thiolsulfate"I was a child when I was their age.

Oh the memories... there was one time in Catechism Camp when I sneaked into the priest's cabin and ate all the Jesus wafers. It was awesome.

Lol.  :up:
QuoteI find it mistifying that in this age of information, some people still deny the scientific history of our existence.

BadPoison

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June 23, 2009, 03:19:37 PM
The other day at my extended family's father's day get together, grandpa had us all stand up to hold hands and say "grace." One of my cousins (who is only 7 years old) looks up at his dad and says "I don't think god cares if we pray. I'm hungry."

I was laughing all alone.  roflol
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