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Re: Jesus is king

Started by Tom62, May 12, 2009, 07:27:03 PM

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Squid

May 09, 2009, 07:27:27 PM
A while back I had mentioned something about a sign outside my hometown that says, "Jesus is king of Cuero"...I shit you not, here it is:

McQ

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May 09, 2009, 08:08:19 PM
Well, how about that? He's really moving down in the world. First he's king of the universe, then world, now just a little town. Who did he piss off?
Elvis didn't do no drugs!
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curiosityandthecat

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May 09, 2009, 08:09:19 PM
They spelled my name wrong. Plus, not true.  :D
-Curio

susangail

#3
May 10, 2009, 02:39:41 AM
I love those kinds of signs. It's nice to giggle during a boring drive  :)
When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and let the world wonder how you did it.

SnowLeopard86

#4
May 10, 2009, 10:31:30 AM
And what an exciting place it looks to be king of at that. I think it suits him  ;)

Hitsumei

#5
May 10, 2009, 02:47:40 PM
Well, he was suppose to be king of the Jews, but look how that turned out...
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susangail

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May 10, 2009, 04:47:27 PM
Quote from: "Hitsumei"Well, he was suppose to be king of the Jews, but look how that turned out...
Denied...
When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and let the world wonder how you did it.

Sophus

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May 11, 2009, 05:20:21 AM
I was under the impression he was the Prince of Peace. I thought daddy's job was to be king?

I would post a sign in response: "Satan is De Fuhrer of Cuero."
‎"Christian doesn't necessarily just mean good. It just means better." - John Oliver

Tom62

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May 11, 2009, 05:34:24 AM
Quote from: "Sophus"I would post a sign in response: "Satan is De Fuhrer of Cuero."
If you do that then you'll get a bad note from your German teacher  ;)
The universe never did make sense; I suspect it was built on government contract.
Robert A. Heinlein

PipeBox

#9
May 11, 2009, 04:03:53 PM
Quote from: "susangail"
Quote from: "Hitsumei"Well, he was suppose to be king of the Jews, but look how that turned out...
Denied...

I dunno if either of you play Unreal Tournament in any of its recent incarnations, but when you blow up a Redeemer, an announcer voice informs you in the same manner, and that'd be the voice I read Susan's response in.   :lol:
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Sophus

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May 11, 2009, 07:56:25 PM
Quote from: "Tom62"
Quote from: "Sophus"I would post a sign in response: "Satan is De Fuhrer of Cuero."
If you do that then you'll get a bad note from your German teacher  ;)

Uh Oh. What did I do wrong? Führer - is that better?
‎"Christian doesn't necessarily just mean good. It just means better." - John Oliver

Tom62

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May 11, 2009, 08:29:33 PM
Quote from: "Sophus"
Quote from: "Tom62"
Quote from: "Sophus"I would post a sign in response: "Satan is De Fuhrer of Cuero."
If you do that then you'll get a bad note from your German teacher  ;)

Uh Oh. What did I do wrong? Führer - is that better?
That's already much better. Just change "De" to "der" and your sentence is perfect.
The universe never did make sense; I suspect it was built on government contract.
Robert A. Heinlein

Sophus

#12
May 12, 2009, 03:56:24 AM
Quote from: "Tom62"
Quote from: "Sophus"
Quote from: "Tom62"If you do that then you'll get a bad note from your German teacher  ;)

Uh Oh. What did I do wrong? Führer - is that better?
That's already much better. Just change "De" to "der" and your sentence is perfect.

Really? I've never understood why they have so many different variations of "the" and have never taken the time to study when to use which one. Do you know?

De
Die
Der
Den
Das
derjenige
dasjenige
diejenige

  .... Any more?
‎"Christian doesn't necessarily just mean good. It just means better." - John Oliver

Tom62

#13
May 12, 2009, 06:42:53 AM
Quote from: "Sophus"Really? I've never understood why they have so many different variations of "the" and have never taken the time to study when to use which one. Do you know?

De
Die
Der
Den
Das
derjenige
dasjenige
diejenige

  .... Any more?
I can't imagine why anyone would want to study German for fun  ;) . The German language is quite complex. Even after living for more than 7 years in Germany, I am still struggling with the grammar. BTW: "De" is not German, it is Dutch (Nederlands) and what is missing is in your list is "Des".

Quote from: "Wikipedia"German nouns inflect into:
- one of three genders: masculine, feminine, or neutral.
- one of four cases: nominative, genitive, dative, and accusative.
- two numbers; singular and plural
Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_(language)
The universe never did make sense; I suspect it was built on government contract.
Robert A. Heinlein

karadan

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May 12, 2009, 09:22:59 AM
Quote from: "Hitsumei"Well, he was suppose to be king of the Jews, but look how that turned out...

But, if we are all god's children, then why is jesus so special?
QuoteI find it mistifying that in this age of information, some people still deny the scientific history of our existence.
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