The Differences Between Christanity and Atheism

[curiosityandthecat]

Consider it a primer.

Christianity

• We demand ten percent of your money.
     
• We demand at least one hour per week of your time.
     
• We demand total allegiance.
     
• Don't think for yourself.
     
• Obey all of our rules, even if they're absurd or evil.
     
• Only vote for candidates of whom we approve.
     
• If you disagree with us, you will be roasted in the flames of hell for all eternity.
     
• People on the other side are either knowing or unknowing agents of the devil.

Atheism

• We don't want your money.
     
• We don't want your time.
     
• We don't want your allegiance.
     
• Think for yourself.
     
• Live as you see fit.
     
• Vote for whomever you want.
     
• If you disagree with us, nothing bad will happen to you.
     
• Most people on the other side are good people who are simply mistaken.

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[teyla]

*sigh* So it has been proven.
Even atheists can be ignorant.  

[VanReal]

I don't know, I kind of like allegiance.

[curiosityandthecat]

*sigh* So it has been proven.
Even atheists can be ignorant.  

Some call it ignorant, some call it a sense of humor... eh, semantics.

[Ninteen45]

Then the religious have the greatest sense of humour of all!