How Does One Attract Fundies?

[Kylyssa]

I would like to attract some fundies to some of my pages, particularly my Squidoo "Duel" page on evolution.  Does anyone know what bait one should lay out to entice them?

[Will]

Now there's a question I never thought I'd read.

You may want to locate an internet forum for fundamentalists and post a respectful invitation (clearing it with their moderation staff first).

[Ihateyoumike]

How Does One Attract Fundies?

Offer them a snack, maybe?

[curiosityandthecat]

Well, this guy seems to have it down (albeit the other way around). Maybe he's on to something.

[Twiddler]

Haha, I thought this was how does one attract fundies in a dating sort of way, which I happen to be very good at.  It's not my favorite skill...  

[Kylyssa]

Haha, I thought this was how does one attract fundies in a dating sort of way, which I happen to be very good at.  It's not my favorite skill...  

Oh, sunshine, I hear you and I can relate.  I get messages from several fundies a day on OKCupid, generally asking something suave and stunningly intelligent such as, "Do you fuck?"

Nah, I'm trying to get page views to earn money.  And I like to argue.  Getting in a knock down drag out battle of wits with an unarmed fundie or two is the most entertainment a girl can have with her clothes on.

[Whitney]

This might help:

http://whywontgodhealamputees.com/forum ... pic=4760.0

[Kylyssa]

Thank you!  I've tracked views from there already.