Which Shakespeare character are you?

[joeactor]

I got Hamlet, which is mostly accurate:  You overthink everything. You are the World Champion of Dithering. You worry so much, Woody Allen would tell you to pull yourself together.

Sure, you've got a lot on your plate. Your dad's been killed by your uncle, who's now sleeping with your mother. Big deal. Have you never heard of Freud? Oh yeah, you're such an archetype of a certain type of depressive behavior, Freud based a lot of his observations on you, a fictional character.

You have a cruel streak too. The phrase "He doesn't suffer fools gladly" might have been invented for you, and you have a decidedly dodgy approach to dating. But it's not all bad: you are capable of mirth, with a dark sense of humor, and a love of play-acting. If anything, it's other people's actions which force you to act the way you do.

I guess we're friends... I'm Horatio!

Hooray!  Altho now I'm dreading finding out who Ophelia is.

Watch out for her, bro... she cray-cray!