Go Awwwww you lose!

[Claireliontamer]

The hats are the selling point.

I prefer purple though

[Biggus Dickus]

Great!
Now I'm a hippie atheist [slash] "Official Witch!?" 
And I suppose, according to Bruno de la Pole, I'm also, "Older Than The Big Bong!?" --Hmm!? 

"Dona Magdalena, con permiso?  I don't think I have ever stated or even inferred that you are old, quite the opposite I'm sure....possibly Tank has uttered such improprieties towards you as is evident recently in this very thread, however. As all here at the land of HAF surely know am a Gentlemen-Ape of unquestionable standing (I was knighted by the Queen you shall remember) and would never, ever question a woman over her age.

The hats are the selling point.

I prefer purple though

Lovely Claire, and I quite agree Purple Witches are very nice.

[Magdalena]

Great!
Now I'm a hippie atheist [slash] "Official Witch!?" 
And I suppose, according to Bruno de la Pole, I'm also, "Older Than The Big Bong!?" --Hmm!? 

"Dona Magdalena, con permiso?  I don't think I have ever stated or even inferred that you are old, quite the opposite I'm sure....possibly Tank has uttered such improprieties towards you as is evident recently in this very thread, however. As all here at the land of HAF surely know am a Gentlemen-Ape of unquestionable standing (I was knighted by the Queen you shall remember) and would never, ever question a woman over her age.

I said, Older Than The Big Bong, not Bang. 

[Magdalena]

The hats are the selling point.

I prefer purple though

Lovely Claire, and I quite agree Purple Witches are very nice.

Yes, Calire, you look lovely. 
...But I'm not sure you have what it takes to be a witch--I'm sorry to say it. 
Well, I have a friend who knows a witch and that's what she said, I don't know about that stuff. 

[Davin]

[Claireliontamer]

...But I'm not sure you have what it takes to be a witch--I'm sorry to say it. 
Well, I have a friend who knows a witch and that's what she said, I don't know about that stuff. 

It's like Valentine's Day 1995 all over again. 

[Crow]

...But I'm not sure you have what it takes to be a witch--I'm sorry to say it. 
Well, I have a friend who knows a witch and that's what she said, I don't know about that stuff. 

[Biggus Dickus]

Yes, Calire, you look lovely. 
...But I'm not sure you have what it takes to be a witch--I'm sorry to say it. 
Well, I have a friend who knows a witch and that's what she said, I don't know about that stuff. 

I don't know if I agree with you Dona Magdalena...I mean either Claire just happen to have an old picture of herself dressed as a Purple Witch handy, or she had just returned from a coven meeting on a Thursday evening, saw your post and said, "Hey, I'm already dressed as a witch, might as well take a quick selfie and post it"

...But I'm not sure you have what it takes to be a witch--I'm sorry to say it. 
Well, I have a friend who knows a witch and that's what she said, I don't know about that stuff. 

It's like Valentine's Day 1995 all over again. 

So I searched the internet for Valentine's Day 1995, and found nothing, even when broadening my search to include England and Lancashire. Again nothing...

(Only thing I found bad that happened that day was some sort of security breach associated with Scientology)

Sooooo...???

[Magdalena]

...But I'm not sure you have what it takes to be a witch--I'm sorry to say it. 
Well, I have a friend who knows a witch and that's what she said, I don't know about that stuff. 

You see? I'm not a witch.
Never argue with the data, Crow...never. 

[Magdalena]

Yes, Calire, you look lovely. 
...But I'm not sure you have what it takes to be a witch--I'm sorry to say it. 
Well, I have a friend who knows a witch and that's what she said, I don't know about that stuff. 

I don't know if I agree with you Dona Magdalena...I mean either Claire just happen to have an old picture of herself dressed as a Purple Witch handy, or she had just returned from a coven meeting on a Thursday evening, saw your post and said, "Hey, I'm already dressed as a witch, might as well take a quick selfie and post it"

...But I'm not sure you have what it takes to be a witch--I'm sorry to say it. 
Well, I have a friend who knows a witch and that's what she said, I don't know about that stuff. 

It's like Valentine's Day 1995 all over again. 

So I searched the internet for Valentine's Day 1995, and found nothing, even when broadening my search to include England and Lancashire. Again nothing...

(Only thing I found bad that happened that day was some sort of security breach associated with Scientology)

Sooooo...???

Bruno...  I think she meant to say, "It's like Valentine's Day 1695 all over again."

...But I wasn't there that day...so I don't know what she's talking about.   

[Magdalena]

Awwww...That's so cute. 
Cats affiliated with witches...It's a ​common misconception, you know? ...That's what I've heard. 
...But you know what? I had a black cat that...
...Nevermind. 

[Crow]

You see? I'm not a witch.
Never argue with the data, Crow...never. 

Can you swim? If somebody was to set fire to you would you burn? If you answer yes to both then you happen to be a witch according to that graph.

[Magdalena]

You see? I'm not a witch.
Never argue with the data, Crow...never. 

Can you swim? If somebody was to set fire to you would you burn? If you answer yes to both then you happen to be a witch according to that graph.

Judge Crow.

Your eminence, I can't swim. 
I took a class in high school, the semester ended, the teacher pushed me into the swimming pool, maybe she also suspected that I was a witch.  Anyways, I was drowning, she told another kid to pull me out of the water. I think to avoid a lawsuit she passed me.   
Anyways, no Sir, I can't swim.

If somebody was to set fire to you would you burn?

I don't know. Let me go burn myself a few times. I'll be right back....
I want to provide you with independently verifiable tests to prove that I do burn.
I'm gonna have to burn myself many times to make sure I get the same results each time. If I do burn, I'm gonna have to take a few days to heal and then repeat the procedure.

[Davin]

[Sandra Craft]

^^  On point!