the banana

[Jolly Sapper]

10. Is curved towards the face to make the eating process easy. No it’s not. Only half of all bananas I’ve eaten were pointed anywhere near my direction. The rest I had to turn to eat.

And when you pick it up, it's pointed at your goddamn face!!

 

[afreethinker30]

I can think of many things that fit perfectly into the human hand.I'm sure all you guys know what I'm talking about.    ( )

Yep!Well then if a banana is God's way of telling us he is there,then it must be ok to use the banana as we please right?I mean god made it.

[quizlixx]

i'd much prefer an apple over a banana any day, take that kirk cameron.

[jrosebud]

So what would we surmise about God from pondering a durian?  It's covered in spikes, hard to open, and smells like "pig-shit, turpentine and onions, garnished with a gym sock" (as described by Jon Winokur).

[crocofish]

The list of banana features reminds me of this xkcd.com comic.
If bananas are so tasty and made by god for humans, did god want us to not eat tasty pineapples?

[afreethinker30]

Oh I'm sure if you're bored enough you can think up so many things god has made just for man.How silly to see god in fruit.

[Asmodean]

There have probably been tens and hundreds of jesus-sightings in fruit and vegetables...  

[MariaEvri]

And when you pick it up, it's pointed at your goddamn face!!

 

I picked it up but it asnt pointed at my face. It was pointed at... something else on me which I shall no name. I've been tricked!

[Loffler]

And when you pick it up, it's pointed at your goddamn face!!

 

I picked it up but it asnt pointed at my face. It was pointed at... something else on me which I shall no name. I've been tricked!

DO NOT EAT THAT BANANA. IT WAS MADE BY THE DECEIVER.

[Jolly Sapper]

"Banana Domesticius... Gods gift to Humanity or the Devil's Fruit?

Next on 20/20"

[afreethinker30]

But wait...there's more.Peanut butter the new nightmare    This guy had some major issues listening in science class.

[youtube:2kxhf2vr]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZFG5PKw504[/youtube:2kxhf2vr]

[susangail]

But wait...there's more.Peanut butter the new nightmare    This guy had some major issues listening in science class.

[youtube:3bpo7kd8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZFG5PKw504[/youtube:3bpo7kd8]

I'm trying to decide which one is more ridiculous..... banana, peanut butter, banana, peanut butter.... Damn.

[quizlixx]

But wait...there's more.Peanut butter the new nightmare    This guy had some major issues listening in science class.

[youtube:3o2egkrw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZFG5PKw504[/youtube:3o2egkrw]

i'm really trying to see it from his point of view, someone explain this

[Asmodean]

Ok... Even if it was a valid argument, it would still hold no merit unless someone actually analysed every microgram of peanut butter in every peanut butter jar ever made for presence of un-known life forms. You can't just jumble the components together and expect a rabbit to jump out of your hat. If there is new life in peanut butter, it's likely as small as the smallest bacteria.

[Tom62]

The conditions of evolving new life inside a sealed peanut butter jar are pretty bad, because the peanut butter is not exposed to the same conditions that took place when the planet Earth was formed,  Since we also know that evolution takes thousands or even millions of years, we can only test the peanut butter theory by opening the jar on a newly formed planet and wait a couple of millions years to see what happens. I somehow doubt that our Christian friends would like to wait that long to see the results.