The "Once upon a time..." thread.

[DeterminedJuliet]

I'm bored and post-happy today, so I'm starting another thread game. This is the "Once upon a time..." thread. It is simple. I'll start a story by posting a word. Each person who posts after me contributes another word to the story.  The goal is to make the story as interesting/funny as possible, but keep it coherent (no posting random words).

Edit to add: If you feel that punctuation would be appropriate after your word, feel free to add it. It doesn't have to be a separate turn

Do we all get a cut of the film and merchandising rights?

Seems fair. 

[En_Route]

Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine

[Asmodean]

Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing

[En_Route]

Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily

[En_Route]

I'm bored and post-happy today, so I'm starting another thread game. This is the "Once upon a time..." thread. It is simple. I'll start a story by posting a word. Each person who posts after me contributes another word to the story.  The goal is to make the story as interesting/funny as possible, but keep it coherent (no posting random words).

Edit to add: If you feel that punctuation would be appropriate after your word, feel free to add it. It doesn't have to be a separate turn

Do we all get a cut of the film and merchandising rights?

Seems fair. 

The way it's turning out, I wouldn't go on a spending spree at Modcloth in anticipation of the royalties.

[xSilverPhinx]

Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily

Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily of

[Siz]

Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily of

Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course

[Ali]

Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because

[En_Route]

Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas

[DeterminedJuliet]

Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't

[En_Route]

Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight.

[xSilverPhinx]

Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's

[En_Route]

Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine

[Ali]

Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented

[Buddy]

Once I drove back to the decrepit remains of my grandmother's hamster themed wedding, urine gushing noisily, of course, because vaginas aren't watertight. There's Jasmine scented tea