Once in A lifetime opportunity

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Why should I believe you that armadillos are not Wolfgang's Chosen People and the human faithful are?

Can armadillos be eaten in the afterlife?

You must have faith my daughter which you will find by searching the inmost recesses of your heart and finding the armadillo within, reinforced by sending me regular donations.

[The Black Jester]

reinforced by sending me regular donations.

Hey!  Hang on a second...!

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I'm not signing any checks until I see a holy book written in authentic religious Yoda-speak. Without scripture that I can blindly spout at infidels, it's just not worth it.

I have this  eerie premonition that a text of this nature may mysteriously appear on my hard disk in the near future. Want to pre-order a copy at  a preferential price?

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reinforced by sending me regular donations.

Hey!  Hang on a second...!

The spokesperson of the one true World religion is entitled to maintain a certain lifestyle you know.

[The Black Jester]

reinforced by sending me regular donations.

Hey!  Hang on a second...!

The spokesperson of the one true World religion is entitled to maintain a certain lifestyle you know.

Provided said 'lifestyle' is that of the crazed hermit, I have no issue...

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reinforced by sending me regular donations.

Hey!  Hang on a second...!

The spokesperson of the one true World religion is entitled to maintain a certain lifestyle you know.

Provided said 'lifestyle' is that of the crazed hermit, I have no issue...

You Incurable old romantic you! It's more Hermes than hermit as far as I'm concerned.

[The Black Jester]

reinforced by sending me regular donations.

Hey!  Hang on a second...!

The spokesperson of the one true World religion is entitled to maintain a certain lifestyle you know.

Provided said 'lifestyle' is that of the crazed hermit, I have no issue...

You Incurable old romantic you! It's more Hermes than hermit as far as I'm concerned.

Stylish, I grant you.  But I prefer my prophets in hair-shirts and positively raving.  The more froth-mouthed and spittle-flecked, the better.  On second thought, perhaps it's 'profits' that I prefer, not prophets.