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Started by Magdalena, April 22, 2012, 06:41:22 AM

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Magdalena

April 22, 2012, 06:41:22 AM
I found this, I wanted to share it with everyone here, the cat reminds me of Asmo.  :D

http://www.maniacworld.com/excerpt-from-a-dogs-and-cats-diary.html

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ThinkAnarchy

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April 22, 2012, 07:01:41 AM
Thank you for that; it made me laugh. One of my cats has clearly gotten jealous of our dog being able to leave the apartment. When we bring the dog in at night the male cat is sitting by the door and will try and sneak out before I shush him away.

The other cat likes to shit on the floor right next to the litter box when she gets mad... which makes me mad. Sometimes it's my fault because I let the boxes get to dirty. Other times it's simply here being a bitch.

My cats and I have a love hate relationship.
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Hector Valdez

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April 22, 2012, 08:13:03 AM
Lol! But my cat owns me, sadly. :(

Tank

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April 22, 2012, 09:28:12 AM
I'd read that before but it's still funny.
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history_geek

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April 22, 2012, 10:04:35 AM
Awesome ;D

Quote from: The Semaestro on April 22, 2012, 08:13:03 AM
Lol! But my cat owns me, sadly. :(

My parents actually have a sign at their place that says "The dog and the cat and their servants live here"... :o

And as it happens, they have a German Shepard and a my younger brother has a cat. And no, they don't get along...*sigh*
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Amicale

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April 22, 2012, 05:28:43 PM
I love cats.  ;D And yeah, saw that 'dog and cat diary' thing a long time ago, but I smile every time I read it.

As the saying goes... dogs have masters, cats have staff.


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Sweetdeath

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April 22, 2012, 05:31:50 PM
I read that last month! Love it~

Cats do have staff xD
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