Embrace your creativity, devise a devious torture.

[The Magic Pudding]

Tank knows but he won't tell, puppies poked with pins would make him talk.
If you know someone that deserves some pain and you have an inspired idea this thread is for you.
If you know someone that deserves it but you're unsure how, some one might help.

George W deserves some attention.
Bieber deserves it but could also be an instrument of delivery.
Creators of certain fashions, they should pay.

[Sweetdeath]

My incredibly inconsiderate uncle, living in the room beside mine. Playing xbox til 4AM.
I would to put him in a room, just wide enough to hold him, with a single lightbulb. No windows.
And play call of duty on full blast through a speaker for 72 hours straight.

[Amicale]

I'd like to take Fred Phelps, his daughter Shirley Roper-Phelps... Pat Robertson... and Jerry Falwell (at least those 4) and then force them, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week for 2 months straight to lead gay pride parades while wearing rainbow tie-dyed clothing and signs on their backs that read "kick me, I'm a hate mongerer".  

[Tank]

Richard Dawkins could be tied to a pillar in Mecca and have shoes thrown at him.

[The Magic Pudding]

Richard Dawkins could be tied to a pillar in Mecca and have shoes thrown at him.

You could make him the arrogant atheist display at one of those creationist theme parks.

[Tank]

Richard Dawkins could be tied to a pillar in Mecca and have shoes thrown at him.

You could make him the arrogant atheist display at one of those creationist theme parks.

Tie him to a cross maybe?

[Tank]

Turn Rush Limbaugh into Aisha.

[Ali]

I sentence all of the people who have annoyed me recently to spend an hour fighting their way through Costco with a 3 year old who is throwing an hour long tantrum. (Amazingly, this did not happen to me, but I saw it happening to another mother yesterday.  I would have tucked T under my arm and left while hissing threats at him the entire way through the store: "You are in TROUBLE mister.  You just WAIT until I tell your father!": but she must have had a stronger tolerance for public mortification and more patience than I.) I can hardly bear Costco as it is, and then to add in a screaming child....*shudder*  So that's the worst punishment I can think of at the moment.

[OldGit]

Tie Catholic priests to poles and have naked little boys prance about them, just out of reach.

[Crow]

Bieber deserves it but could also be an instrument of delivery.

I would change his perception of taste using an advanced form of transcranial magnetic stimulation and make him listen to his own music for hour after hour, just so he can understand how awful his music is. Then let him free to be tortured for the rest of his life for what he did.

[The Magic Pudding]

Bieber deserves it but could also be an instrument of delivery.

I would change his perception of taste using an advanced form of transcranial magnetic stimulation and make him listen to his own music for hour after hour, just so he can understand how awful his music is. Then let him free to be tortured for the rest of his life for what he did.

[Godless]

My incredibly inconsiderate uncle, living in the room beside mine. Playing xbox til 4AM.
I would to put him in a room, just wide enough to hold him, with a single lightbulb. No windows.
And play call of duty on full blast through a speaker for 72 hours straight.

Damn you're still having that problem with your uncle? You can't get him kicked out of your house or anything?

[Will]

You've been a huge batman fan your entire life. It all started when you were a kid and the Batman cartoon came out, and it was the most amazing kids show you've ever seen. You started buying comics, you drew Batman, and you went as Batman for like 7 Halloweens in a row. You hated that the Batman movies got crappy, especially that they made the Bane character into some oaf, which was entirely different from the brilliant, calculating character you'd come to love in the comics. Then Chris Nolan takes a crack at making a Batman movie and it's great. He makes a second one and it's astounding, especially for a comic book movie. You find out the third Nolan movie is going to feature none other than Bane as the villain, played by brilliant actor Tom Hardy. You brag to all your friends on the atheist forums that you loved Bane before it was cool and you know everything about him and the movie's going to be incredible.

The day finally arrives. You've had your ticket printed out for weeks, and you're the first person in line at the IMAX theater. You're even wearing your beat-up, comfortable old Batman shirt you've had since middle school. You go in, fins the perfect seat, and wait patiently. The previews come on and take FOREVER. No one cares about the next Avengers movie, you think. Finally the Warner Brothers logo is on the screen. This is it! This is going to be the greatest moment of your life. This...

Suddenly the person in front of you turns around and gives away the ending of the movie.

FUUUUUUUUUU!!!!

[allymadrunner]

I hope this thread is just for a bit of fun, but I really don't condone the torture of anyone no matter how badly they have behaved. Severe punishment yes, but not torture. One of the reasons I have faith in the 'Western World' is for our rise from the dark ages where torture was common place unlike several states or regimes which are in existence today.

My personal least favourite torture would be the Sarlac(sp?) pit in Star Wars - that was scary!

[philosoraptor]

You know that show Wife Swap, where families switch wives for a week and the family has to live by the switched wife's rules?  Well, I think there needs to be something called Life Swap, where politicians are made to switch lives with the poorest of their constituents for a month to see what it feels to live like a majority of those in poverty do on a daily basis.