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Kim Jong Il is dead

Started by Crow, December 19, 2011, 03:52:47 AM

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Crow

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Sweetdeath

Damn, you're fast! I just found out 10 minutes ago!!

Anyway, my reaction: "interesting... Don't really care. He was a douche, starving out his own people."
Law 35- "You got to go with what works." - Robin Lefler

Wiggum:"You have that much faith in me, Homer?"
Homer:"No! Faith is what you have in things that don't exist. Your awesomeness is real."

"I was thinking that perhaps this thing called God does not exist. Because He cannot save any one of us. No matter how we pray, He doesn't mend our wounds.

unholy1971

I wounder if things will be different with Kim Jong Un ?

Asmodean

Too bad... The guy had style (Or rather, he was so lacking in it that it became a style of its own) AND an armoured train.
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

xSilverPhinx

Good riddance.

May the world rest in peace...at least until we start to focus more on the next nutbag with the authority to do some real damage.
I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey


The Magic Pudding

Quote from: Asmodean on December 19, 2011, 04:44:38 AM
Too bad... The guy had style (Or rather, he was so lacking in it that it became a style of its own) AND an armoured train.

You'll have to keep your ear to the ground for estate auctions offering evil guy toys.

Sorry about that ear reference, it was insensitive, ahhh! I don't have ears either!

Crow

I found it quite interesting that once the news was released South Korea went straight to a state of emergency, Japan cancelled a speech for an emergency crisis meeting, and the US statement had a very aggressive undertone basically saying don't even bother fucking about. Obviously it has gotten governments scared but who can blame them especially if it is the 3rd youngest son that gains succession (the arrogance of youth).


Quote from: Sweetdeath on December 19, 2011, 04:02:48 AM
Damn, you're fast! I just found out 10 minutes ago!!

I was watching 24hr news when the story broke.
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Sweetdeath

Yargh, his next in line son is supposedly 26 or 27 years old. :<
Law 35- "You got to go with what works." - Robin Lefler

Wiggum:"You have that much faith in me, Homer?"
Homer:"No! Faith is what you have in things that don't exist. Your awesomeness is real."

"I was thinking that perhaps this thing called God does not exist. Because He cannot save any one of us. No matter how we pray, He doesn't mend our wounds.

OldGit

As far as I can make out, Kim Jong Il's father, Kim Il Sung, is still officially president even though he's been dead for over 20 years.  I'm wondering whether KJI will now also hold a posthumous position.  Eventually the entire régime will be dead but in control.  This is probably suitable since they will have starved all the people to death by that time.

Quote from: WikiFollowing his death in 1994, he was succeeded by his son Kim Jong-il. North Korea officially refers to Kim Il-sung as the "Great Leader" (Suryong in Korean 수령) and he is designated in the constitution as the country's "Eternal President".

The Magic Pudding

He was a very good golfer apparently, got eleven holes in one in a round once.

OldGit

That's eleven holes with one hit?

Asmodean

Quote from: OldGit on December 19, 2011, 10:52:10 AM
That's eleven holes with one hit?
Yes. Ever heard of the almighty Magic Golfball?  ;D
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

The Magic Pudding

He could control the weather too.
I wonder why with the terrible droughts and starvation why someone didn't ask for a little rain.

Crow

Quote from: The Magic Pudding on December 19, 2011, 11:48:30 AM
He could control the weather too.
I wonder why with the terrible droughts and starvation why someone didn't ask for a little rain.

Well most modern civilizations can to a degree its called "cloud seeding" though most choose not to use it.
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Happy_Is_Good

Quote from: OldGit on December 19, 2011, 09:46:40 AM
As far as I can make out, Kim Jong Il's father, Kim Il Sung, is still officially president even though he's been dead for over 20 years.  I'm wondering whether KJI will now also hold a posthumous position.  Eventually the entire régime will be dead but in control.  This is probably suitable since they will have starved all the people to death by that time.

Quote from: WikiFollowing his death in 1994, he was succeeded by his son Kim Jong-il. North Korea officially refers to Kim Il-sung as the "Great Leader" (Suryong in Korean 수령) and he is designated in the constitution as the country's "Eternal President".

Well..now we have the makings of the Holy Trinity in North Korea: Father, Son and Holy Ghost!