Jesus v's Gandhi - bitch-slapping.

[Asmodean]

I'm ruling it a tie after each loses an eye. 

[Siz]

I'm ruling it a tie after each loses an eye. 

I see what you did there... nice!

[Siz]

O.K then, who's more likely to walk away from a fight between Paul Atredes or Luke Skywalker?

[Tank]

O.K then, who's more likely to walk away from a fight between Paul Atredes or Luke Skywalker?

Paul as he was effectively the 'Force', as opposed to Luke who only had the power to manipulate it.

[Asmodean]

Does Atreides get a pet Worm(tm) to help?

[Tank]

Does Atreides get a pet Worm(tm) to help?

I don't think he'd need one in his final incarnation.

[Asmodean]

Does Atreides get a pet Worm(tm) to help?

I don't think he'd need one in his final incarnation.

Oh, anyone could use some extra awesome every now and then.  

[Tank]

Does Atreides get a pet Worm(tm) to help?

I don't think he'd need one in his final incarnation.

Oh, anyone could use some extra awesome every now and then.  

Well if it's added awsome that's required then riding in on a Worm^(TM) is a 'must have' without a doubt.

[Asmodean]

Well if it's added awsome that's required then riding in on a Worm^(TM) is a 'must have' without a doubt.

Yup. Skywalkers were never that awesome... One turned "evil" and became a lapdog, the other had too little of the cold and calculating in him for any kind of awesomeness and the rest of them, from the books and whatnot... Bah! Very un-awesome, really.

Now, them Arrakis fellas and their BIG wormses... THAT, Asmodean approves of. 

[Siz]

Jedi mind control, 0 - The Voice,1
Jedi council, 1 - Fremen army, 0
Darth Vader, 1 - Duke Leto 0
Princess Leia, 1 - Chani, -1
Light sabre 0 - voice amplifier, 1
Han Solo, 0 - Stilgar, 1
Millennium Falcon, 0 - Guild ships, 1
Obi WAN, 0 - Gurney, 1
Peter Cushing, 1 - Sting, 0
R2D2, 1 - Thurfir Hawat, 0
Jabba, 0 - Baron Harkonnen, 1

It's a draw!

[Gawen]

Depends, I think. Is this during one of Gandhi's hunger strikes?

*laffin*

[Gawen]

Hmmm, how so? Don't you think Jesus has the edge on strength - carrying lumps of wood and stuff...?

*laffin more*

[Gawen]

Hmmm, how so? Don't you think Jesus has the edge on strength - carrying lumps of wood and stuff...?

Well, as you recall, he couldn't carry the cross without falling down multiple times.

My rationale for Gandhi's win is as follows:

1) He trained as a lawyer, which proves his psychological ruthlessness
2) He was thrown off a train and beaten numerous times throughout his life, so he can obviously take a physical beating and keep on trucking
3) He participated in the Zulu war and spear-headed a recruitment campaign for the first World War, showing there are causes that he is willing to condone physical violence for

Finally, I leave you with this quote: "It is better to be violent, if there is violence in our hearts, than to put on the cloak of nonviolence to cover impotence." - Gandhi

He could seriously kick some ass if he wanted to.

EDIT

*laffin harder*

But...

"It is better to be violent, if there is violence in our hearts, than to put on the cloak of nonviolence to cover impotence."

I can understand a guy getting all upset and wanting to hit something when he can't get a hardon....but what does that have to do with a drunken Jr.?

[Gawen]

See what I mean? No impotence problem here...

Well. you can't kill Jesus, he keeps getting up again.

[Too Few Lions]

clearly Gandhi's the winner, and here's the proof. Jesus was never this tough;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfvLcozLwtE&feature=related