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If You Don't Believe in Hell, Then Where Will Fags Burn?

Started by sthginkralpmeTheT, December 16, 2007, 08:33:03 AM

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myleviathan

#30
QuoteYou people can't just take opinions that differ from your own. You are all god hating fag lovers and this is one big circle jerk!

I would like to see someone offer a differing opinion while your pastor/priest/whatever is speaking. I would be afraid of getting lynched.  When I was in church I was taught that I would be representing Jesus, so to act respectfully to others. Your disgusting comments are a big confirmation for my atheism. So thanks for the hate!
"On the moon our weekends are so far advanced they encompass the entire week. Jobs have been phased out. We get checks from the government, and we spend it on beer! Mexican beer! That's the cheapest of all beers." --- Ignignokt & Err

Gibson

#31
I thought this thread was a joke.  How pathetic.  

I'm on another forum where the Christians are there to seriously discuss philosophy, ethics, politics, etc.  There are a few extremist, rage-filled, hate mongers.  They are few and far between.  I'm using big words, aren't I?

Christian: you are being bad and mean.  Jesus does not like you hating others.  You are supposed to be loving and compassionate.  If you cannot play nice on this forum, you are hurting yourself and risking the wrath of God.
Anyone who can worship a trinity and insist that his religion is a monotheism can believe anything ... just give him time to rationalize it.
-- Robert A Heinlein, from Job: A Comedy of Justice

Tanker

#32
Wow how can you come to an atheist forum and be shocked that (gasp) there are people who don't believe in god on it. And in your self-rightiousness yelling at others that they should get off their ass and go fight like the soldiers have. Have you ? Are you even in the military? I am in fact I just returned from a second tour a few days ago. I can tell you while there are many religiosly charged aspects of the war its not some Christian Crusade In fact you probley dont realise that Muslims have the exact same god as you. And agian from what I know of the bible it says you be accepting of anothers belifes and I remember that "love thy niebour" is a major princable of Christiany. And finally we aren't hurting you, your family or anyone you know. Infact we're not preaching to outsiders ,we're converseing amoung peers. Nor are we trying to convert anyone, we are the converted. Infact I could almost understand your anger...   ....if we had come to you. The fact of the matter is you came here yelling at us in ritious indignation when the people on this forum haven't yelled backed if fact for the most part they've joked, quitley disagreed or made reasoned arguments. To speak eufmisticaly this is our home, you've shit on our rug, now mabey its time for both of you to leave
"I'd rather die the go to heaven" - William Murderface Murderface  Murderface-

I've been in fox holes, I'm still an atheist -Me-

God is a cake, and we all know what the cake is.

(my spelling, grammer, and punctuation suck, I know, but regardless of how much I read they haven't improved much since grade school. It's actually a bit of a family joke.

Whitney

#33
For some reason this forum tends to attract the troll Christians...maybe they don't like that atheists can be happy.  Thankfully, they are few and far between and tend to leave on their own after they see no one is going to stoop to their level.

Steve Reason

#34
Quote from: "laetusatheos"For some reason this forum tends to attract the troll Christians...maybe they don't like that atheists can be happy.  Thankfully, they are few and far between and tend to leave on their own after they see no one is going to stoop to their level.

Don't tempt me. I'm more than willing to stoop.  :badgrin:  :wink:
I do not fear death, in view of the fact that I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it. ~ Mark Twain

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Girl Dancing In Orbit

#35
I'm a lesbian and I just burned myself with my cigarette.

OUTCH !!!

I guess god really must hate my ass.

Why does God care so much about what ppl put in their ass anyways ? Is he that much of a pervert ? He seems to have an ass fixation.

SteveS

#36
Quote from: "Girl Dancing In Orbit"Why does God care so much about what ppl put in their ass anyways ? Is he that much of a pervert ? He seems to have an ass fixation.
Same problem seems to plague the aliens that abduct people and subject them to anal probing ..... wait a minute!  Maybe God is an alien!

 :wink:

Girl Dancing In Orbit

#37
Quote from: "SteveS"Same problem seems to plague the aliens that abduct people and subject them to anal probing ..... wait a minute!  Maybe God is an alien!

 :wink:

Oh My God... I mean... Oh My Alien... I mean... You are right !!! Raël was right.

Girl Dancing In Orbit

#38
I just want to add that I LOVE the title of this thread "If You Don't Believe in Hell, Then Where Will Fags Burn?"

Where will we burn ? Well, I'm not an atheist fag but I'm an atheist dyke, does that count ? And if so, where do I get to burn... God, It's really hard to live without knowing where you'll end up being tortured for eternity.

Can some of you enlightened, wise, all knowing and educated scholars out there tell me ?

McQ

#39
Quote from: "Girl Dancing In Orbit"I just want to add that I LOVE the title of this thread "If You Don't Believe in Hell, Then Where Will Fags Burn?"

Where will we burn ? Well, I'm not an atheist fag but I'm an atheist dyke, does that count ? And if so, where do I get to burn... God, It's really hard to live without knowing where you'll end up being tortured for eternity.

Can some of you enlightened, wise, all knowing and educated scholars out there tell me ?

Oh there's a special place for atheist dykes. And atheist tree huggers, and atheist left-handed people, and atheist Harry Potter fans....etc.....blah, blah, blah....

Just remember, if you don't believe in that all-loving savior the exact same way that these guys do, then there will always be a special place for you to be eternally tortured for it.

 :roll:
Elvis didn't do no drugs!
--Penn Jillette

Girl Dancing In Orbit

#40
How stupid can god be anyways :

- You will be tortured for eternity because you were wrong about the nature of the universe.

I mean... Come on ! Look at the god damn universe ! That's not fucking fair   :lol:

Gibson

#41
The other day, I listened to a podcast where the Infidel Guy interviewed Tim Phelps, the son of notorious whack-job Fred Phelps.  Of all the insults and curses screeching through my mind... he's ust an imbecile.  Reggie (IG) was cool and amused, but this freak of nature was spewing cruel, idiotic crap and getting all worked up about it.  I had to chuckle with Reggie - this moron actually said that "fags are going to hell," etc, and in the same yelling bout added, "but it's my duty to be a warrior for God and preach to these beasts, these vile faggots, to tell them they have to repent."  Reggie asked, "So... if you tell them they have to repent, but they're going to hell anyway... what does it matter?"  Phelps couldn't answer any questions except with more of his psychotic drivel.  He was downright mean to the callers.  One lady called in after he hung up and said that there is a public record of Fred Phelps abusing his kids and brainwashing them.  His whole church is basically family.  He has a daughter and a son who escaped and probably pretend they don't know who he is.  Sheesh!
Anyone who can worship a trinity and insist that his religion is a monotheism can believe anything ... just give him time to rationalize it.
-- Robert A Heinlein, from Job: A Comedy of Justice

Girl Dancing In Orbit

#42
I don't remember if it was Sam Harris or Dawkins who said that by being moderate towards religions we hold the door open for this kind of behavior.

Of course the Christian community condemns what the Phelps family is doing, stating that it is immoral, hateful and simply non-religious. Yet, the Phelps actually apply what is written in the bible (supposedly a source of morality) and they do what they do for pure religious reasons. Homosexuals are abominations that God deeply despise. So to paraphrase Steven Weinberg, what is really going on here is that the Christian community, instead of using their religion to say what is moral (like they claim they do), they are using their moral sense to decide what is religious. If that's the case then what's the point of the religion ?

Gibson

#43
Quote from: "Girl Dancing In Orbit"I don't remember if it was Sam Harris or Dawkins who said that by being moderate towards religions we hold the door open for this kind of behavior.

Gotta be Dawkins.  Sounds like him anyway.
Anyone who can worship a trinity and insist that his religion is a monotheism can believe anything ... just give him time to rationalize it.
-- Robert A Heinlein, from Job: A Comedy of Justice

Girl Dancing In Orbit

#44
It sounds like Sam Harris to. They have a very similar speech.