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Catholic's way of proving that their god exists.

Started by highway17, September 06, 2011, 10:45:03 PM

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Gawen

Quote from: xSilverPhinx on September 08, 2011, 12:45:32 AM
Quote from: DeterminedJuliet on September 08, 2011, 12:14:16 AM
NO ONE SUSPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!

LOL  Now this thread's been made, that quote had to happen sometime ;D Though I think, if I'm correct in thinking that you're quoting Monty Python, it's 'expects' and not 'suspects'. Everybody but the Catholics suspect the Spanish Inquisistion :P
"Those were the Catholics of old. We're not like that anymore."
The essence of the mind is not in what it thinks, but how it thinks. Faith is the surrender of our mind; of reason and our skepticism to put all our trust or faith in someone or something that has no good evidence of itself. That is a sinister thing to me. Of all the supposed virtues, faith is not.
"When you fall, I will be there" - Floor

DeterminedJuliet

Quote from: xSilverPhinx on September 08, 2011, 12:45:32 AM
Quote from: DeterminedJuliet on September 08, 2011, 12:14:16 AM
NO ONE SUSPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!

LOL  Now this thread's been made, that quote had to happen sometime ;D Though I think, if I'm correct in thinking that you're quoting Monty Python, it's 'expects' and not 'suspects'. Everybody but the Catholics suspect the Spanish Inquisistion :P

NO ONE SUSPECTS TO EXPECT THE SPANISH INQUISITION!
"We've thought of life by analogy with a journey, with pilgrimage which had a serious purpose at the end, and the THING was to get to that end; success, or whatever it is, or maybe heaven after you're dead. But, we missed the point the whole way along; It was a musical thing and you were supposed to sing, or dance, while the music was being played.

highway17

Actually, we had a day where we talked about the Spanish Inquisition, and the priest basically passed the blame to the Muslims, saying "the Catholic's didn't really do that much...they we're fighting in the name of God, our almightly lord and savior." Well, if a Lutheran came-a-knockin' at my door telling me to convert or get out of the state I live in, yeah I'd be a bit pissed too.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spanish_Inquisition

xSilverPhinx

Quote from: Gawen on September 08, 2011, 12:55:52 AM
"Those were the Catholics of old. We're not like that anymore."

True, people aren't allowed to actually burn others these days...

Quote from: highway17 on September 08, 2011, 01:29:30 AM
Actually, we had a day where we talked about the Spanish Inquisition, and the priest basically passed the blame to the Muslims, saying "the Catholic's didn't really do that much...they we're fighting in the name of God, our almightly lord and savior." Well, if a Lutheran came-a-knockin' at my door telling me to convert or get out of the state I live in, yeah I'd be a bit pissed too.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spanish_Inquisition

They blame the secular powers, who would execute some that were found guilty of heresy, which of course, is a religious offense.

The type who don't want to get their hands, from palm to fingers, dirty. ::)
I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey


Sweetdeath

Yeah, those catholics are such NICE people, not responsible for anything.  e_e

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boot_(torture)
Law 35- "You got to go with what works." - Robin Lefler

Wiggum:"You have that much faith in me, Homer?"
Homer:"No! Faith is what you have in things that don't exist. Your awesomeness is real."

"I was thinking that perhaps this thing called God does not exist. Because He cannot save any one of us. No matter how we pray, He doesn't mend our wounds.

Too Few Lions

nothing going on here, just a friendly bit of Bible study...



highway17

I remember when I was younger, I would go back and forth between "the catholics aren't that bad, some priests are nice" to "the catholic church is absolutely horrible."



They are absolutely horrible. People are nice, the church isn't, with all the stuff they shrug off. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catholic_sex_abuse_cases

It kinda makes you wonder, does this religion know what they're doing? Do they blantently shrug this stuff off, or is their mind so locked down, that they're just robots muttering the same excuse of "God does this, and God does that" etc.

The Magic Pudding

Quote from: Too Few Lions on September 08, 2011, 10:00:43 AM
nothing going on here, just a friendly bit of Bible study...




That picture is often wrongly attributed to the church.
It is actually a portrayal of an early meeting of the chiropractors guild.
There were of course close links between guild and church during the inquisition, some scholars even claim there were plans to absorb the guild as an order within the church.  Both parties now deny this, but whatever the truth of the matter it is undeniable the church's need for the guild's services declined rapidly with the demise of the inquisition. 

highway17

I always knew Chiropractors weren't really doctor's...

xSilverPhinx

Quote from: highway17 on September 09, 2011, 04:11:43 AM
I always knew Chiropractors weren't really doctor's...

Yeah, they just like to call themselves "Dr". Those evil chiro hands!
I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey


Sweetdeath

Law 35- "You got to go with what works." - Robin Lefler

Wiggum:"You have that much faith in me, Homer?"
Homer:"No! Faith is what you have in things that don't exist. Your awesomeness is real."

"I was thinking that perhaps this thing called God does not exist. Because He cannot save any one of us. No matter how we pray, He doesn't mend our wounds.

Too Few Lions

to be fair, I heard the chap on the wheel never had any problems with his back again, he was cured for good. I do like the chiropractor on the left who's avidly taking notes, maybe it was a university class.

Gawen

Hold on a tic....you may have it all wrong. That looks suspiciously like an early stress test. Apparently, the picture shows the victim...ummm...I mean, patient is not stressed enough, hence the coals and bellows. The man taking notes is clearly a doctor.
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This could also be seen as a treatment for scoliosis and the heat is used to soften the bones in the body.
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It has been purported that this picture is a depiction of an obscure and mostly hitherto unknown medievil (pun intended) society of cannibals living in the Urals. The towel was draped over the main dish's unmentionables and kept wet as that part was eaten raw. Females were never eaten because females were the sole creators of the food source. The man with the paper and pen is not a man at all, but a woman and the chief cook. The beard and male pattern baldness were indications of extreme levels of testosterone most likely brought about from eating exclusively male food.

The essence of the mind is not in what it thinks, but how it thinks. Faith is the surrender of our mind; of reason and our skepticism to put all our trust or faith in someone or something that has no good evidence of itself. That is a sinister thing to me. Of all the supposed virtues, faith is not.
"When you fall, I will be there" - Floor

DeterminedJuliet

Quote from: highway17 on September 09, 2011, 01:42:50 AM
I remember when I was younger, I would go back and forth between "the catholics aren't that bad, some priests are nice" to "the catholic church is absolutely horrible."



They are absolutely horrible. People are nice, the church isn't, with all the stuff they shrug off. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catholic_sex_abuse_cases

It kinda makes you wonder, does this religion know what they're doing? Do they blantently shrug this stuff off, or is their mind so locked down, that they're just robots muttering the same excuse of "God does this, and God does that" etc.

My Dad recently attended a meeting for Catholics about the sex abuse scandals. His position was that the church should stop settling out of court and start actually fighting some of the accusations because, surely, "some of the people must be making it up." Because yes, surely, so many grown men (and women) want to identify as being sexually assaulted, have their past and personal life totally invaded, possibly be ostracized from their church entirely, just to make a quick buck.

Maybe, but I think it's more likely that the church settles out of court a lot of the time because they KNOW how many sex abuse cases there are and they KNOW that not everyone has come forward. If there are more investigations, everyone might see how deep the rabbit hole really goes.
"We've thought of life by analogy with a journey, with pilgrimage which had a serious purpose at the end, and the THING was to get to that end; success, or whatever it is, or maybe heaven after you're dead. But, we missed the point the whole way along; It was a musical thing and you were supposed to sing, or dance, while the music was being played.

Too Few Lions

Quote from: DeterminedJuliet on September 09, 2011, 02:22:37 PM
If there are more investigations, everyone might see how deep the rabbit hole really goes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jh-Ecttsn3o

I hope the pope watches South Park!