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Started by Tank, August 16, 2011, 06:35:23 PM

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Will

Quote from: Tank on August 23, 2011, 09:04:36 AM
Quote from: Will on August 23, 2011, 04:16:35 AM
"It's my money and I need it now!"

No. No, it's not your money, and stop yelling or I'll call the police.
You're going to have to add some context around that  :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HX0fIi3H-es
I want bad people to look forward to and celebrate the day I die, because if they don't, I'm not living up to my potential.

Tank

Quote from: Will on August 24, 2011, 04:10:52 AM
Quote from: Tank on August 23, 2011, 09:04:36 AM
Quote from: Will on August 23, 2011, 04:16:35 AM
"It's my money and I need it now!"

No. No, it's not your money, and stop yelling or I'll call the police.
You're going to have to add some context around that  :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HX0fIi3H-es
Yep, added to the hate list on one viewing!
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Sweetdeath

Any car commercial. I'm so tired of them!  People know where to go to buy a car. Shut uuuup. >___<
Law 35- "You got to go with what works." - Robin Lefler

Wiggum:"You have that much faith in me, Homer?"
Homer:"No! Faith is what you have in things that don't exist. Your awesomeness is real."

"I was thinking that perhaps this thing called God does not exist. Because He cannot save any one of us. No matter how we pray, He doesn't mend our wounds.

DeterminedJuliet

Quote from: Sweetdeath on August 25, 2011, 05:20:16 AM
Any car commercial. I'm so tired of them!  People know where to go to buy a car. Shut uuuup. >___<
THIS
"We've thought of life by analogy with a journey, with pilgrimage which had a serious purpose at the end, and the THING was to get to that end; success, or whatever it is, or maybe heaven after you're dead. But, we missed the point the whole way along; It was a musical thing and you were supposed to sing, or dance, while the music was being played.

Medusa

~Kit Kat commercials where they crunch throughout the ad
~Carl's Jr commercials where they crunch throughout the ad
She has the blood of reptile....just underneath her skin...

OldGit

All those ads for beauty products which try to bamboozle people with pseudo-science.  "Now with caffeine, vitamin Q and γ-butyl hydroxilene."

MariaEvri

Ads for hair peeling wax. They show a woman that already has no hair. Have me in the add two weeks after my last peel, and we'll see how good and painless your wax is!
God made me an atheist, who are you to question his wisdom!
www.poseidonsimons.com

Melmoth

All musical adverts, without exception, but these two are particularly grating:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGIa6Ep6mVM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXiJBp7HK5o

all meerkats need to be shot and stuffed, and sold, on a fucking market:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-f-6drx3KQ

So does this nauseating old fuck:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byEmdbLo1PA
"That life has no meaning is a reason to live - moreover, the only one." - Emil Cioran.

The Magic Pudding

Quote from: OldGit on August 26, 2011, 09:19:11 AM
All those ads for beauty products which try to bamboozle people with pseudo-science.  "Now with caffeine, vitamin Q and γ-butyl hydroxilene."

If I were you I wouldn't bother with any new beauty products, the ones you are using are obviously doing a fabulous job.

Sandra Craft

I'm surprised no one listed the Headon spot yet: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_SwD7RveNE

It's the only thing that's ever made me want to throw a brick thru my TV.
Sandy

  

"Life is short, and it is up to you to make it sweet."  Sarah Louise Delany

Xjeepguy

Quote from: Will on August 23, 2011, 04:16:35 AM
"It's my money and I need it now!"

No. No, it's not your money, and stop yelling or I'll call the police.

+1. Those are by far some of the most annoying commercials in america, hands down.
If I were re-born 1000 times, it would be as an atheist 1000 times. -Heisenberg

Tank

Quote from: BooksCatsEtc on September 04, 2011, 06:54:09 PM
I'm surprised no one listed the Headon spot yet: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_SwD7RveNE

It's the only thing that's ever made me want to throw a brick thru my TV.
OMFSM! Why can't you do something good with the death penalty in America and get rid of the people responsible for that!
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Sandra Craft

Quote from: Tank on September 04, 2011, 07:19:49 PM
Quote from: BooksCatsEtc on September 04, 2011, 06:54:09 PM
I'm surprised no one listed the Headon spot yet: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_SwD7RveNE

It's the only thing that's ever made me want to throw a brick thru my TV.
OMFSM! Why can't you do something good with the death penalty in America and get rid of the people responsible for that!

I believe that ad actually made money, and if you can turn a profit in this country you're golden no matter how annoying you also are.  As proof, those ads running back to back isn't just a YouTube loop -- they usually ran back to back and I once saw three of them in a row.  If I'd had a gun . . . 
Sandy

  

"Life is short, and it is up to you to make it sweet."  Sarah Louise Delany

Sandra Craft

Sandy

  

"Life is short, and it is up to you to make it sweet."  Sarah Louise Delany

Happy_Is_Good

Ya' wanna' see a real creepy commercial - the kind that symbolizes the whole Real Estate crash?  See below:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcTjhXSmnmc

I'd like to see everyone associated with that commercial, striped down, covered with peanut butter and locked them into a filthy porta-john packed with a dozen half-starved wolverines.

That would make me Happy.  :)