Grant My Wish

[Twentythree]

I wish drivers of large off road vehicles they don't have reason to own, be doomed to an eternity propelling such a vehicle, Fred Flintstone style with feet through the floor.

Granted, but the event happens simultaneously all over the world and is viewed as a miracle by religious environmentalists. These environmentalist enact a holy war against major oil and auto companies. The government is forced to react and thus a rift is created by government siding with the corporations. Disenfranchised workers are forced to chose sides as the world descends into chaos. As a result HAF goes offline...forever.

I wish for stem cell research to build a database and body bank so we can have an endless supply of biological replacement parts.

[xSilverPhinx]

I wish for stem cell research to build a database and body bank so we can have an endless supply of biological replacement parts.

Granted, but then the religious environmentalists and religious fundementalists team up against you and and since HAF and other freethought/atheist or skeptic forums are offline you can't recruit others to your cause.

I wish I had an endless supply of diet pepsi. Then I could actually save money to do what I want most.

[The Magic Pudding]

I wish I had an endless supply of diet pepsi. Then I could actually save money to do what I want most.

Hmmmmmm, I don't know what you want most so, sorry I'll have to be extra cruel.

All the pretend pepsi is yours but some clumsy member of the press in the process of selflessly providing a conduit between your joy and a world wide paying prying mob trips on his cord and bumps you sending your straw through your quaglosium primary, destroying your ability to know what you want next.

I wish Vlad Putin has a nice day tomorrow.

[Gawen]

I wish Vlad Putin has a nice day tomorrow.

He will, with a mousy looking fake redhead Chechen woman that gives him the clap. His doctor and guards will not have a nice day 3 days after that for failing to find the disease and Mr. Putin will go back to using German condoms of the same type he uses as dust and water protection on his rifles.

I wish my RC airplanes would never crash

[Tank]

I wish my RC airplanes would never crash

Granted.They will just fly gracefully into the distance never to be found again after gently landing and being taken away by a very happy child.

I wish I knew what to wish for!

[The Magic Pudding]

A little imagination is required here.

I've got Doctor Who Tardis, I'd like it to become fully functional.

[Gawen]

I wish I knew what to wish for!

Be careful what you wish for!

[Davin]

A little imagination is required here.

I've got Doctor Who Tardis, I'd like it to become fully functional.

When it was used to phone the police, the coppers showed up before they were even called, which created a time paradox of the police both being there from being called and not being there because no one called them on account that they had arrived to the call that has yet to be made... causing your newly functioning T.A.R.D.I.S. to poof out of all existence entirely. But returning the time it takes the police to respond to a call to a few hours. The Twilight Zone moral: Don't try to make the police respond faster.

I wish someone would grant Tank his wish to know what to wish for.

[The Magic Pudding]

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