Interactive Painting Thread

[The Black Jester]

Brilliant!!!! 

And talk therapy rarely effects change in those afflicted with Hystrionic Personality Disorder...try Cognitive Behavioral Therapy.  Just ask my Abnormal Psych Professor...

Thanks so much for drawing this...thanks to your cat for improving it...

[original_gender]

Alright everyone, I changed the name of this thread in the hopes of catching the attention of potential participants. I also added a little blip in the OP encouraging people to jump in. Even if you don't have much skill of hand, or your preferred medium is MS paint, it would be fun to see how other people's minds construct some of these ideas – stupid and funny will always be preferable to laborious and mediocre.

Speaking of ideas, we need some more.

[The Magic Pudding]

Speaking of ideas, we need some more.

St Francis and his animal friends in the process of a violent Vatican takeover.

A prone Jesus, a defiant donkey/pony with a list of commandments.
Thou shalt not sit on donkeys, thou shalt not eat donkeys, thou shalt not whack donkies...

[The Black Jester]

thou shalt not whack donkies...

...oh, man!

How 'bout monkeys?  Can we spank monkies?

[Poptop]

Fun thread.  Can't wait to see the next painting.

[The Magic Pudding]

thou shalt not whack donkies...

...oh, man!

How 'bout monkeys?  Can we spank monkies?

Only if it is consensual or they have been very naughty monkeys.
Monkie does = monkey doesn't it?
It's not some kind of religious devotee with a severe hair cut is it?
The answer wouldn't change however you define monkie, the consensual/naughty rule would still apply.  

[original_gender]

I've seen different treatments of this thing.
I don't think I've ever seen one with a priest appearing on the back of man at some point.
I'd like to see a straight backed primate/man and then a bent backed one carrying a priest/god.

I made this post a little while ago, not as complicated as most suggestions but priest jockeys would have other possibilities.  There could be spectacular cavalry charges, or sharp slaps with crop for the prophylactic reaching hand.

Ugh, I set out to realize your vision, I really did – you can still see remnants of a competent preliminary drawing – but halfway through the painting Lala came over with catnip sticking to his whiskers and whispered make it sexy, Matt. We made eye contact briefly, then he let his gaze shift. Do it for me, Matt. Make it so sexy, just for me.

I mean, he could poop on my toothbrush or something and I wouldn't even know!

[The Magic Pudding]

Ugh, I set out to realize your vision, I really did – you can still see remnants of a competent preliminary drawing – but halfway through the painting Lala came over with catnip sticking to his whiskers and whispered make it sexy, Matt. We made eye contact briefly, then he let his gaze shift. Do it for me, Matt. Make it so sexy, just for me.

I mean, he could poop on my toothbrush or something and I wouldn't even know!

Interesting, it answers my questions but so many more are posed.

Did drinking cats evolve from drinking flowers, or did they recognise competition and extinguish them?
Or did the flowers die attempting late night trips to the bottle shop?

It is pleasing that the post theist human enjoys the fruits of technology and isn't kicked out of any garden.
Annoying Environmentalist: Yes but your lifestyle might see the Earth shrug you off.
Consumer man: Can't hear you sorry,,, headphones.

The evolution from stiletto to sensible red shoe, to sock to cosy brown shoe is puzzling.
Does our attraction to impractical footwear derive from this disturbing ancestor?

And the devil arising from a dinosaur's nostril, this idea will keep the theologians arguing.
It could even hasten their demise.

I will award one gold star and a koala stamp, just so you'll have something to strive for.

[original_gender]

The evolution from stiletto to sensible red shoe, to sock to cosy brown shoe is puzzling.

Puzzling and unintentionally autobiographical, lol.

First and foremost, I would to to thank my lord and savior Jesus Christ for guiding the hand of a poor fool in these times of darkness.

[Stevil]

Dahli Lama is taking a pool shot with cigarette stowed, smoldering above his ear, it appears he is mouthing some words, he has a skanky looking young woman with too much make up, long blonde hair, white tank top and extremely tight jeans waiting for him on his side of the table, she is looking intently at a few strands of her hair trying to find some frayed ends. On the other side of the table the pope is near a bench with a mug of beer, and an ash tray with a cigar, he has a slutty woman in leather and lace under his arm, her large breasts about to burst out of her much too small top with her belly button revealed and showing a small tattoo "Jesus Saves", She has long lacey gloves and stocking and tall leather boots. Pope of course is wearing his tall bishop's hat and has head slightly tilted to the side and slightly looking sideways in the Dahli's direction. He has a smirk on his face, shoulder's raised and palms up. (in a somewhat ambivalent, I don't know pose). Out the window we see Westbro with their God hates Fags sign.

Phrase under picture "Do you believe there's a god?"

[original_gender]

Dahli Lama is taking a pool shot with cigarette stowed, smoldering above his ear, it appears he is mouthing some words, he has a skanky looking young woman with too much make up, long blonde hair, white tank top and extremely tight jeans waiting for him on his side of the table, she is looking intently at a few strands of her hair trying to find some frayed ends. On the other side of the table the pope is near a bench with a mug of beer, and an ash tray with a cigar, he has a slutty woman in leather and lace under his arm, her large breasts about to burst out of her much too small top with her belly button revealed and showing a small tattoo "Jesus Saves", She has long lacey gloves and stocking and tall leather boots. Pope of course is wearing his tall bishop's hat and has head slightly tilted to the side and slightly looking sideways in the Dahli's direction. He has a smirk on his face, shoulder's raised and palms up. (in a somewhat ambivalent, I don't know pose). Out the window we see Westbro with their God hates Fags sign.

Phrase under picture "Do you believe there's a god?"

I think I'll do this one next.

[Tank]

Do you have an account at Deviant Art?

[original_gender]

Do you have an account at Deviant Art?

I don't. I haven't really looked into that site, although it seems to have a lot of members. Saatchi offers a similar service, I used that briefly, but I get distracted easily (e.g. I've been playing a game called Alien Arena obsessively over the past week - meanwhile I have an easy commission pending for next month's rent - I rarely even play video games, and yet I'm suddenly hooked on one I've never even heard of in a genre that has never interested me; I could make an entire month of rent in about two hours just by painting a picture of this person's head) yet I've chosen to regress instead, lol.

Do you have one, I'd love to see it, if you do.

[Tank]

Do you have an account at Deviant Art?

I don't. I haven't really looked into that site, although it seems to have a lot of members. Saatchi offers a similar service, I used that briefly, but I get distracted easily (e.g. I've been playing a game called Alien Arena obsessively over the past week - meanwhile I have an easy commission pending for next month's rent - I rarely even play video games, and yet I'm suddenly hooked on one I've never even heard of in a genre that has never interested me; I could make an entire month of rent in about two hours just by painting a picture of this person's head) yet I've chosen to regress instead, lol.

Do you have one, I'd love to see it, if you do.

I have an account so I can keep in touch with people and view some private areas, but none of my own content.

[Heretical Rants]

http://hereticalrants.deviantart.com/

I haven't uploaded very much of my work to it, though.

Tank, just go ahead and post a link