So...how's everyone spending their Judgement Eve?

[thedport]

Ok I went over the forum rules and guidlelines I I do beleive this is ok to post sorry if it is not and please remove it quickly if need be and I will understand completely.


I just had an idea, maybe I will have sex with one of these rapture nuts and make her scream Jesus, and fullfill the second "comming" sorry if thats inapropriate. I had a good laugh at it though.

[fester30]

We had a barbeque at work today... it was a good time.  A couple of the guys asked me what I believe in since I don't seem to believe in anything.  I just said I'm very skeptical of ANYTHING until there's evidence.  This goes beyond supreme beings but also into ghosts, ET visitors, JFK conspiracies, 9/11 conspiracies, etc.  One guy said "You'll be sorry when you feel that fire on your ass!"  They had been making fun of the Family Radio (May 21st apocalypse) people all day, so I asked them to think about how they feel about them.  They all thought the Family Radio folks were crazy and nuts, and a couple mentioned there's no way they could know the exact date/time because it says so in the Bible.

I told them that's exactly how I feel about all religious beliefs.  Just the idea that one Christian group is making fun of and ridiculing another Christian group over a disagreement in a "holy book" I don't believe in... that's hilarious to me.  I don't fear the hellfire anymore because I know it doesn't exist, and to love a god that threatens you with hellfire if you don't seems crazy to me as well, because any god like that is an asshole.  That guy that warned me about fire on the ass got really red in the face, said "Hey, you're talking about MY God!  You might wanna knock it off now!"  I told him that if he wanted to throw his god in my face at work and try to ridicule me for my lack of faith, I'll use my first amendment right to tell him that his god is an asshole.  If you can't handle it, keep it out of the workplace.

Fun day at work.  A lot of sideways looks and such in the military.  Tomorrow I'll be drinking with my father-in-law and watching to see if his house slides down the mountain during the massive earthquakes at 6pm local.  Since we're answering for the day before, what's everybody doing on the day of as well?

[The Magic Pudding]

Ok I went over the forum rules and guidlelines I I do beleive this is ok to post sorry if it is not and please remove it quickly if need be and I will understand completely.


I just had an idea, maybe I will have sex with one of these rapture nuts and make her scream Jesus, and fullfill the second "comming" sorry if thats inapropriate. I had a good laugh at it though.

Well I don't like this kind of talk.
If it gets about everyone will be expecting seconds.

[thedport]

Ok I went over the forum rules and guidlelines I I do beleive this is ok to post sorry if it is not and please remove it quickly if need be and I will understand completely.


I just had an idea, maybe I will have sex with one of these rapture nuts and make her scream Jesus, and fullfill the second "comming" sorry if thats inapropriate. I had a good laugh at it though.

Well I don't like this kind of talk.
If it gets about everyone will be expecting seconds.

I guesse I will just have to carb up and prep for a marathon. Could be worse.

[Whitney]

Ok I went over the forum rules and guidlelines I I do beleive this is ok to post sorry if it is not and please remove it quickly if need be and I will understand completely.


I just had an idea, maybe I will have sex with one of these rapture nuts and make her scream Jesus, and fullfill the second "comming" sorry if thats inapropriate. I had a good laugh at it though.

it's the happy atheist forum...not the prude atheist forum    Yes, that is okay to post.

[original_gender]

I just had an idea, maybe I will have sex with one of these rapture nuts and make her scream Jesus, and fullfill the second "comming" sorry if thats inapropriate. I had a good laugh at it though.

Ew, maybe if you're into bats.

[thedport]

I just had an idea, maybe I will have sex with one of these rapture nuts and make her scream Jesus, and fullfill the second "comming" sorry if thats inapropriate. I had a good laugh at it though.

Ew, maybe if you're into bats.

You know, crazy sex is awesome! just saiyan.

[ThinkAnarchy]

I searched the internet for reaction videos and pictures when it didn't happen, but didn't find much. I still kind of feel bad for wanting to see the dejected expressions seeing as some of these people have nothing left because of this. At the same time though they did it to themselves. It's kind of like how I can watch a video of someone getting beat up if they started the fight and enjoy it, but when it's an unprovoked attack it just makes me sick.

[Cecilie]

Don't worry guys, the world will go under again in 2012.

[history_geek]

I ate a pizza like every saturday, and went to sauna like every staurday (or, well, took shower because I have treated open wound on my leg and I guess itäs better not to heat it up at the moment...) then I watched some George Carlin, read a few Warhammer 40k comics and went to sleep around 4a.m. Normal saturday for me, all in all.

But nw that the rapture is over and gone:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9KlMWzKj4s

That pretty much sums up how I feel.

[original_gender]

Don't worry guys, the world will go under again in 2012.

That's the spirit.

It is frustrating that people keep looking to the past for evidence of our impending destruction. Even the fact that the planet is hot-wired with nuclear explosives should scare people less than what is breeding beneath their fingernails.

The Mayans didn't have smart phones with satellite access to a global network of verifiable information to tool around with every time they were stuck in traffic in their two ton industrially reshaped metal personal transportation vehicles (powered on fermented dinosaur guts, temperature controlled with synthetic freon) – oh wait, they didn't have cars either. Which makes me wonder what they used for toilet paper while they worked out the specifics of their magnificent calender. 

[hismikeness]

Don't worry guys, the world will go under again in 2012.

That's the spirit.

It is frustrating that people keep looking to the past for evidence of our impending destruction. Even the fact that the planet is hot-wired with nuclear explosives should scare people less than what is breeding beneath their fingernails.

The Mayans didn't have smart phones with satellite access to a global network of verifiable information to tool around with every time they were stuck in traffic in their two ton industrially reshaped metal personal transportation vehicles (powered on fermented dinosaur guts, temperature controlled with synthetic freon) – oh wait, they didn't have cars either. Which makes me wonder what they used for toilet paper while they worked out the specifics of their magnificent calender. 

They did have some cool looking temples, though, and I heard they use the stars!

[original_gender]

They did have some cool looking temples, though, and I heard they use the stars!

Touché, lol.

[Tank]

I was thinking about buying a bunch of clothes and dry ice... then place them all about my neighborhood.

That's worth a