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Started by Byronazriel, May 13, 2011, 10:09:23 AM

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xSilverPhinx

I always wondered why god would send a plague of locusts. I mean, locusts? Come on! ::)

I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey


Asmodean

Quote from: Byronazriel on May 14, 2011, 08:04:06 AMYou have to look at the bigger picture
...Only as big as the scope of whatever is left of my life. And if I can't get some decent misery while I'm still here, then what's the point? No point in saving the end of days for future generations, I say.  >:(
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

Byronazriel

Quote from: xSilverPhinx on May 14, 2011, 08:09:50 AM
I always wondered why god would send a plague of locusts. I mean, locusts? Come on! ::)

Have you seen locusts? They're freaking piranhas of the sky! They strip the land barren of the foundations of our society, like corn and wheat!

Quote from: Asmodean on May 14, 2011, 08:11:41 AM
...Only as big as the scope of whatever is left of my life. And if I can't get some decent misery while I'm still here, then what's the point? No point in saving the end of days for future generations, I say.  >:(

Well, yes... but isn't the end resault of Armageddon supposed to be heaven on Earth, peace and love, and the whole "Lion lying down with the lamb" type stuff?
"You are trying to understand madness with logic. This is not unlike searching for darkness with a torch." -Jervis Tetch

Asmodean

Quote from: Byronazriel on May 14, 2011, 08:18:22 AMWell, yes... but isn't the end resault of Armageddon supposed to be heaven on Earth, peace and love, and the whole "Lion lying down with the lamb" type stuff?
...That is, until Asmodean and his Crew get their fingers on it and use the god-forbidden science to bring about a war or three...

'sides, there are so few lions left that I'm pretty sure they are gonna go extinct during the armageddon... If not before.
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

xSilverPhinx

Quote from: Byronazriel on May 14, 2011, 08:18:22 AM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on May 14, 2011, 08:09:50 AM
I always wondered why god would send a plague of locusts. I mean, locusts? Come on! ::)

Have you seen locusts? They're freaking piranhas of the sky! They strip the land barren of the foundations of our society, like corn and wheat!

LOL

Well, we could cause mass extinctions and destruction on the Earth if we wanted to with a few clicks of buttons. The best god can come up with is locusts? :P
I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey


Asmodean

Quote from: xSilverPhinx on May 14, 2011, 01:22:18 PMWell, we could cause mass extinctions and destruction on the Earth if we wanted to with a few clicks of buttons. The best god can come up with is locusts? :P

God's a supervillain, yes..? Those are supposed to be incompetent fools and near-do-well kids of rich people, right..? *popcorn*
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

xSilverPhinx

Quote from: Asmodean on May 14, 2011, 01:46:13 PM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx link=topic=7461.msg 113483#msg 113483 date=1305375738Well, we could cause mass extinctions and destruction on the Earth if we wanted to with a few clicks of buttons. The best god can come up with is locusts? :P

God's a supervillain, yes..? Those are supposed to be incompetent fools and near-do-well kids of rich people, right..? *popcorn*

*nods enthusiastically*
I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey


thedport

I think we assemble our own team to fight the horeseman now who would you have on your team I think for me

Tom Cruiz or Mel Gibson, they are both crazie enough to probably ride on the back of a nuke into the horesman encampment.

Samule L. Jackson because, why the F not. It's Samuel L. effing Jackson.

Tony Jaa, because he would monk the shit out of the ground forces with his elephant.

And Abe Lincoln, cause he will imansipate the shit out of you.
"An honest person can never surrender an honest doubt. Who doubts nothing knows nothing. The wise are prone to doubt."-The good book;Proverbs;Chapter 55

Cooper20

Quote from: thedport on May 14, 2011, 07:02:20 PM
I think we assemble our own team to fight the horeseman now who would you have on your team I think for me

Tom Cruiz or Mel Gibson, they are both crazie enough to probably ride on the back of a nuke into the horesman encampment.

Samule L. Jackson because, why the F not. It's Samuel L. effing Jackson.

Tony Jaa, because he would monk the shit out of the ground forces with his elephant.

And Abe Lincoln, cause he will imansipate the shit out of you.


A french teacher from my school, One time he told his French 10 class he's the 'God damned Antichrist'. He's a tough SOB.
"There are many types of religion, one of them in Christianity, which celebrates the irony of nailing a carpenter to two pieces of wood."

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PapistItalian16

Quote from: Tank on May 13, 2011, 09:51:50 PM
Because some people do believe the bible to be true and if they had their way this forum would be illegal. You behave in some ways because you believe the bible is true. It is very worrying to see people behaving in irrational ways because they believe a work of fiction. If you consider this observation offensive consider your feelings about Islam and Muslims.

I dont consider any observasions offensive. That's like being offended during science class just because I dont agree with the observations that form what is being tought. Lol. 
River: (speaking about the Bible) "It's broken. It doesn't make sense."
Shepherd Book: "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you."

-- Firefly.