Judy's facepalm files

thedport · May 13, 2011, 07:47:06 PM

Well for anyone that gets really bored and decides well theres nothing better to look at this will be the first of many posts about a woman I worked with and my one of my best freinds, who is buddhist atheist, currently works with. These are going be like shit my dad says, but stupid.

So the first one " I don't beleive in fossil fuels"-Judy
"why is that judy"-Me
"Because god loves us to much to let us run out of oil."-Judy
"SLAP!(facepalm)"-Me
Please enjoy and respond. I have more if you like them also these are exact conversations, and beleifs this woman has. The faceplam is when I walked away cause by brain hurt.

Stevil · May 13, 2011, 09:00:04 PM

Quote from: thedport on May 13, 2011, 07:47:06 PM
who is buddhist atheist

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"Because god..."

She isn't an Atheist.

thedport · May 13, 2011, 09:23:18 PM

Quote from: Stevil on May 13, 2011, 09:00:04 PM
Quote from: thedport on May 13, 2011, 07:47:06 PM
who is buddhist atheist

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"Because god..."

She isn't an Atheist.

No my freind drew is the buddhist atheist,who works with judy, who makes me facepalm.

Stevil · May 13, 2011, 09:45:55 PM

My mistake, I read it too quickly.

Recusant · May 14, 2011, 12:32:03 AM

Judy sounds delightful. Feel free to share some more of her wisdom.

By the way: Hello and welcome to HAF, thedport.

The Magic Pudding · May 14, 2011, 01:38:18 AM

I don't understand how mining companies run by fundamentalists survive in a competitive environment.
The miner who relies on science will look where things are likely to be found and then move on.
The fundamentalist may look in likely places as well, but they would need to check the same places continually. After all you never know when god is going to slip an oil deposit into a previously searched area.

thedport · May 14, 2011, 01:55:54 AM

Seeing as how so far people enjoy judy here's another
"You know I hate when people try to tell me how to live my life."-Judy
"Aren't you a devout christian that goes to church?"-Me
"I don't see what that has to do with anything Ryan."-judy
"Slap(facepalm)"-Me

xSilverPhinx · May 14, 2011, 08:12:31 AM

*speechless*

Tank · May 14, 2011, 08:14:07 AM

More please

Tank · May 14, 2011, 08:15:52 AM

Very good.
I think "Judy" is probably only worth one thread though, lots of posts, but just the one thread.

The Magic Pudding · May 14, 2011, 09:00:45 AM

Quote from: Tank on May 14, 2011, 08:15:52 AM
Very good.
I think "Judy" is probably only worth one thread though, lots of posts, but just the one thread.

+1

Crow · May 14, 2011, 03:30:30 PM

Ha that's great!

Illbethewriter · May 14, 2011, 04:30:53 PM

Lol where can I find other "Judy" content?

xSilverPhinx · May 14, 2011, 06:02:24 PM

You should start a thread that says something like "clueless Judy" or something like that

thedport · May 14, 2011, 06:06:45 PM

Quote from: Illbethewriter on May 14, 2011, 04:30:53 PM
Lol where can I find other "Judy" content?

The only place to get more judy content is from me, these are my freind and I's personal expieriances with this woman I am going to start one thread as suggested called the judy facepalm files as stories come up I will be posting them.

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