For those members new to this forum I feel it only fair to warn you that we have a very sweet megalomaniac member, Asmodean (aka Asmo) who is hell-bent on world domination.
Original Passport Image
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg401.imageshack.us%2Fimg401%2F9168%2Fasmom.jpg&hash=21d22930c6c9d6bce122d05c02af7403f1cd25b6)
'Happy Disguise'
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg521.imageshack.us%2Fimg521%2F8194%2Fazmosmug.png&hash=ee41b249b022e1eba427288f44a77de3859613e4)
French Disguise
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg109.imageshack.us%2Fimg109%2F3699%2Fazmohat.png&hash=ff04f01a19c5f825c88647220a72a1cfa8240d46)
Sighted in Norway (his natural home) on a genetically engineered camel
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg819.imageshack.us%2Fimg819%2F8615%2Fazmostarwars.png&hash=011ea7773586752fc9b417c2fee08f96d30a6fca)
Attempting to subvert the administration
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg405.imageshack.us%2Fimg405%2F4599%2Ftankpowerd.jpg&hash=6058d90364d09c441a5f4ca833c27c2d8581d5af)
Having carnal knowledge of his 'moll'.
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg853.imageshack.us%2Fimg853%2F3664%2Fasmosd.jpg&hash=8a6a5f6885ad8267ef7fbb3754846004f8a58e8d)
Impersonating Santa Claus
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg341.imageshack.us%2Fimg341%2F1584%2Ftmpxmas2011v4.jpg&hash=18cedd9a4f174e26a67512f87e0fbc3013723bd2)
Please post any further sightings on this thread!
With fake nose
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FkT32G.png&hash=d9a8bd4abc8c7b0d56ac825c4db2025622e35a91)
Happy after a good meal
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FiRZZC.png&hash=6e147d193b15993644d901cab07a758d73a744ff)
A lacky stealing a prototype for his air force.
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2F86pY3.jpg&hash=10f8edfc7657e5c86bd5aebfeb8c5b77c8530f83)
His military at the beginning of his Russian campaign.
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FkxOft.jpg&hash=9695e36f4e3055bb8fa3564ea9c53f622613372c)
The successful conclusion of the Russian campaign, shortly before he installed Putin into leadership as his puppet.
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FmHaXn.jpg&hash=a1a63c4bb6c7f1711d6356b5080358089e61dc44)
His steak knife, unfortunately Santa's blood has been wiped away.
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2F0RaUG.png&hash=063d2465096c413482de81baf47e4d322388c6fb)
Ooh! I like this thread. Seems so... Appealing. ;D
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffarm8.staticflickr.com%2F7142%2F6806477955_abbba1476d.jpg&hash=5dbbf9458e96c32e32c3c39634bc6149c7502346)
A trusted lieutenant (callsign Emodean) attempts a worldly-domination on Bud-of-Scissorlegs and is duly punished.
However, the lime-jelly interior of this specimen identifies it as a fraud - not a true Asmo. A true Asmo would never be so humiliated.
Bud-of-Scissorlegs is now in hiding on an undisclosed planet and lives in fear of reprisal.
...And The Legion is searching. >:(
*Laffin really really hard*...
Now that Asmodean's No 1 nemesis' Pinky and the Brain and Dexter of Dexter Laboratories are no longer in the running for world domination, he has to contend with the likes of Stewie.
Whereas Stewie has a 'wayback' machine and can fire M16's at the age of 16 months, one cannot be fooled by Asmo. As can be seen in a leaked photo above, he has had help from Willy Gawenschmidt Aktiengesellschaft providing him with state of the art aircraft and from Roddenbery Replicators to provide him with the necessary pilots.
Reports are surfacing that he has indicated a desire for Milton Bradley fighting vehicles and a dozen or so Tom Cruise Missiles (the latest version nicknamed 'Oprah). The Tom Cruise missiles have been known to "act up", but they get the job done ninety percent of the time.
How does the seemingly indomitable Asmo do it; from whence comes his money? Well, he has the majority of shares in Photoshop and a very fine ecommerce shop providing tee shirts specialising in, what else...photos of himself in various poses.
Asmos have jelly inside?!?
*Eyes the baby Asmos she has been pushing around in a pram speculatively*
Rofl! I like the Bud-of Scissorlegs!
I am :D :D :D like crazy here!
Here's the photo I took of him. It was a covert operation. I was sneaking him pills and thermometers in a rare moment of being under the weather. I WOULD have caught him in his bathrobe unawares, but being spherical, Asmos do not do so well with bathrobes, so I caught him in the grumpy lumpy buff. :o
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi43.tinypic.com%2F2n1swi.png&hash=ec20a67eb4f42fc0caa099eceb9081a2a1f6004a)
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg72.imageshack.us%2Fimg72%2F6258%2Femoasmo.jpg&hash=263117aa6199405e0c26349e7ac67ac210c3d6ae) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/72/emoasmo.jpg/)
This picture is suspected to be of the Asmo itself in a rare undercover foray into the world of mere mortals. The apperance of the Asmo in this image is believed to be the preferred form of the Asmo when in human guise.
The condition of the norwegian agent who took this image is currently unknown. Experience from previous intel ops against the Asmo may suggest he has been hunted down and eaten.
Is a really cute looking pic too ;D
Quote from: Guardian85 on February 05, 2012, 08:37:22 PM
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg72.imageshack.us%2Fimg72%2F6258%2Femoasmo.jpg&hash=263117aa6199405e0c26349e7ac67ac210c3d6ae) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/72/emoasmo.jpg/)
Emo Asmo really reminds me of Adam Lambert. ;D (and to me, that's a fun thing!)
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcdn1.ticketsinventory.com%2Fimages%2Flast_photos%2Fconcert%2FA%2Fadam-lambert%2Fadam-lambert_2011_13046750877716.png&hash=97c3ae9a508a52b8ded54475e1c3dbf364e6b6dc)
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fstatic.poponthepop.com%2Fimages%2Fgallery%2Fadam-lambert-screams.jpg&hash=bc697e20daad9961e275784077f8f738697b815f)
We have information that there was an Emo Asmo at some point, but as yet that is missing!
I am Asmo's Mini-Me. Fear me!
Quote from: Mocha Chief on February 05, 2012, 09:37:50 PM
I am Asmo's Mini-Me. Fear me!
I shall fear you a little. :D
Quote from: Mocha Chief on February 05, 2012, 09:37:50 PM
I am Asmo's Mini-Me. Fear me!
Yes! Fear the Little Asmo! Very deadly.
Just because I lost my noddig smiley:
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Tiberian Sun fans will know :P
Quote from: Tank on February 05, 2012, 09:52:38 PM
Quote from: Mocha Chief on February 05, 2012, 09:37:50 PM
I am Asmo's Mini-Me. Fear me!
I shall fear you a little. :D
Wait, where does Mini-Asmo live? My fear level depends a good deal on that.
Quote from: Amicale on February 05, 2012, 09:24:26 PM
Emo Asmo really reminds me of Adam Lambert. ;D (and to me, that's a fun thing!)
Well, that's individuality for you...
How do you know Adam Lambert isn't an Asmo agent?
What if Chuck Norris is an Asmo agent. We're fucked!
Quote from: Tank on February 05, 2012, 09:52:38 PM
Quote from: Mocha Chief on February 05, 2012, 09:37:50 PM
I am Asmo's Mini-Me. Fear me!
I shall fear you a little. :D
Eh, fair enough.
Quote from: BooksCatsEtc on February 05, 2012, 10:02:59 PM
Quote from: Tank on February 05, 2012, 09:52:38 PM
Quote from: Mocha Chief on February 05, 2012, 09:37:50 PM
I am Asmo's Mini-Me. Fear me!
I shall fear you a little. :D
Wait, where does Mini-Asmo live? My fear level depends a good deal on that.
South Georgia
Quote from: Mocha Chief on February 05, 2012, 11:14:54 PM
South Georgia
...With the ability to dematerialize and reappear where ever there is clay... Or so the legend goes.
Quote from: Asmodean on February 05, 2012, 11:23:04 PM
Quote from: Mocha Chief on February 05, 2012, 11:14:54 PM
South Georgia
...With the ability to dematerialize and reappear where ever there is clay... Or so the legend goes.
Well, crap.
Well, when should I expect the Asmo rise? I want to be prepared with Asmo pleasing necessities.
Superman fears kryptonite
Asmo fears:
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If you use this you still have to fear minions that are unaffected.
Also Asmo keeps his most ingenious and entertaining punishments for those who use it against him.
Quote from: Budhorse4 on February 06, 2012, 12:12:48 AM
Well, when should I expect the Asmo rise? I want to be prepared with Asmo pleasing necessities.
What are Asmo pleasing necessities? So far, I have determined cigarettes and heavy metal....
Quote from: Ali on February 06, 2012, 02:08:57 AM
So far, I have determined cigarettes and heavy metal....
Good start... Very good indeed. :D A generous donation of both islikely to keep His Asmoness pleased for a little while.
Quote from: Tank on February 05, 2012, 09:27:53 PMWe have information that there was an Emo Asmo at some point, but as yet that is missing!
And found:
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imm.io%2Fg0tM.png&hash=a122293a97b3e7fec702bd0092407efe0605f1a3)
Well done agent Devin!
Asmoooo,,why you so adorable?? *squish*
(haha, my gf totally loves Adam lambert.)
There is also The Asmo in a tank. Have in library, but no link... It is around somewhere...
http://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/index.php?topic=9172.15 (http://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/index.php?topic=9172.15)
Quote from: Ali on February 06, 2012, 05:32:10 PM
http://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/index.php?topic=9172.15 (http://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/index.php?topic=9172.15)
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So cute! :)
Quote from: Mocha Chief on February 05, 2012, 11:14:54 PM
Quote from: Tank on February 05, 2012, 09:52:38 PM
Quote from: Mocha Chief on February 05, 2012, 09:37:50 PM
I am Asmo's Mini-Me. Fear me!
I shall fear you a little. :D
Eh, fair enough.
Quote from: BooksCatsEtc on February 05, 2012, 10:02:59 PM
Quote from: Tank on February 05, 2012, 09:52:38 PM
Quote from: Mocha Chief on February 05, 2012, 09:37:50 PM
I am Asmo's Mini-Me. Fear me!
I shall fear you a little. :D
Wait, where does Mini-Asmo live? My fear level depends a good deal on that.
South Georgia
South Georgia?? I'm fucked :o
Quote from: Robert on February 06, 2012, 07:18:41 PM
Quote from: Mocha Chief on February 05, 2012, 11:14:54 PM
Quote from: Tank on February 05, 2012, 09:52:38 PM
Quote from: Mocha Chief on February 05, 2012, 09:37:50 PM
I am Asmo's Mini-Me. Fear me!
I shall fear you a little. :D
Eh, fair enough.
Quote from: BooksCatsEtc on February 05, 2012, 10:02:59 PM
Quote from: Tank on February 05, 2012, 09:52:38 PM
Quote from: Mocha Chief on February 05, 2012, 09:37:50 PM
I am Asmo's Mini-Me. Fear me!
I shall fear you a little. :D
Wait, where does Mini-Asmo live? My fear level depends a good deal on that.
South Georgia
South Georgia?? I'm fucked :o
You may be safe we have no evidence that the Asmo is equipped to carry out that act!
Seen those intel images from His Russia campaign?
Forgive me for asking, but how did the lump of clay come about? Did it start on this forum, or have you always used the grumpy lumpy?
Quote from: Budhorse4 on February 06, 2012, 08:48:50 PM
Forgive me for asking, but how did the lump of clay come about? Did it start on this forum, or have you always used the grumpy lumpy?
I strongly suspect that grumpy lumpies are never born and they never die. They just exist, plotting eternal world domination. :D
Quote from: Budhorse4 on February 06, 2012, 08:48:50 PM
Forgive me for asking, but how did the lump of clay come about? Did it start on this forum, or have you always used the grumpy lumpy?
How long is "always"?
This is the only forum I am a regular on, with the exception of a few browser game forums (Out of necessity in regard to gameplay). This is not where I started using my current avatar and, in fact, I started out with a different HAF avatar years ago. This is, however, where "The Grumpy Lumpy" was born. A self-coined attitude-based description.
Ahh I see. I was just curious on how the lump of clay came to be.
The material was Tank's choice, I think. Some time after my return from hiatus, if memory serves.
Quote from: Asmodean on February 06, 2012, 09:32:09 PM
The material was Tank's choice, I think. Some time after my return from hiatus, if memory serves.
I seem to recall something like that. But it's now lost deep in forum lore i.e. >6 months ago.
Quote from: Tank on February 06, 2012, 09:54:42 PM
Quote from: Asmodean on February 06, 2012, 09:32:09 PM
The material was Tank's choice, I think. Some time after my return from hiatus, if memory serves.
I seem to recall something like that. But it's now lost deep in forum lore i.e. >6 months ago.
Yes, deep inside the ncromancer's realm.
Quote from: Asmodean on February 06, 2012, 08:44:50 PM
Seen those intel images from His Russia campaign?
If they have already infiltrated Russia, I don't see them stopping at Georgia. Guess It's time to pick up my Rambo gear and start preparing >:(
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg716.imageshack.us%2Fimg716%2F4559%2Fasmo.gif&hash=6d9c6898e59144aab10223690ee7f908da794626)
Quote from: Tank on February 09, 2012, 06:37:18 PM(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg716.imageshack.us%2Fimg716%2F4559%2Fasmo.gif&hash=6d9c6898e59144aab10223690ee7f908da794626)
I just noticed that when I made that, I didn't put his eyes looking the same direction they normally do.
Quote from: Davin on February 09, 2012, 07:09:38 PM
Quote from: Tank on February 09, 2012, 06:37:18 PM(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg716.imageshack.us%2Fimg716%2F4559%2Fasmo.gif&hash=6d9c6898e59144aab10223690ee7f908da794626)
I just noticed that when I made that, I didn't put his eyes looking the same direction they normally do.
We could do with a complete set of 'Lumpies' ;)
In that case, here's one:
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Futify.com%2FG%2FAsmoSmokeTalking.gif&hash=06d9f5a8dd5efb18133d024a26b2949e176558f4)
That's....mesmorizing.
Quote from: Ali on February 09, 2012, 08:35:32 PMThat's....mesmorizing.
As you watch, you are being brain washed to join the Asmo army.
Quote from: Davin on February 09, 2012, 08:37:05 PM
Quote from: Ali on February 09, 2012, 08:35:32 PMThat's....mesmorizing.
As you watch, you are being brain washed to join the Asmo army.
Davin, that's awesome!
No need to brainwash us though, most of us here would probably join willingly. I hear there's free alcohol. Right, Asmo?
Superb Davin!
Must....join....Asmo....Army.....
Even now I feel myself starting to get grayer and lumpier....and my teeth are getting pointier....
Does the Asmo army offer cute maids and chocolate?
Yes. Free alcohol for the minions.
oO(A set of Asmo emoticons. Step 742 complete :D )
Quote from: Davin on February 09, 2012, 08:27:46 PM
In that case, here's one:
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Futify.com%2FG%2FAsmoSmokeTalking.gif&hash=06d9f5a8dd5efb18133d024a26b2949e176558f4)
This is really impressive!
Quote from: Asmodean on February 09, 2012, 11:39:01 PM
Yes. Free alcohol for the minions.
oO(A set of Asmo emoticons. Step 742 complete :D )
Mr. Asmo,
I have always feared you. There is nothing more dangerous than a lump of clay with an initiative.
Quote from: magdalena on February 13, 2012, 05:59:40 AM
There is nothing more dangerous than a lump of clay with an initiative.
An
evil lump of clay with initiative. Initiative and malicious intentions. Intentions of world domination, no less. ;D
Quote from: Asmodean on February 13, 2012, 06:57:34 AM
Quote from: magdalena on February 13, 2012, 05:59:40 AM
There is nothing more dangerous than a lump of clay with an initiative.
An evil lump of clay with initiative. Initiative and malicious intentions. Intentions of world domination, no less. ;D
Asmo! Fantastic news! I just found an evil girlfriend for you!
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi39.tinypic.com%2F2d6v7v6.jpg&hash=652d4d6c9048e1ce8932c927dcb0eb637bd296e6)
Quote from: Amicale on February 13, 2012, 07:04:05 AM
Asmo! Fantastic news! I just found an evil girlfriend for you!
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi39.tinypic.com%2F2d6v7v6.jpg&hash=652d4d6c9048e1ce8932c927dcb0eb637bd296e6)
Schweet! ;D
The Asmo will take the benefits and screw the friendship. (Unless she does first :D )
The Chinese are experimenting with Asmos!
http://article.pchome.net/content-811554-7.html
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.article.pchome.net%2F00%2F37%2F29%2F61%2Fpic_lib%2Fs90x120%2Fangrys90x120.JPG&hash=69a7086e9f6571672ea2cecb4c3d6d01a9a27924) (https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.article.pchome.net%2F00%2F37%2F29%2F61%2Fpic_lib%2Fwm%2Famative.JPG&hash=85194bf8e214921e84c1c3db5027ab0133065d20) (https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.article.pchome.net%2F00%2F37%2F29%2F61%2Fpic_lib%2Fs90x120%2Fasleeps90x120.JPG&hash=f431a820be5be3674e4650fd4bd9978ef47c6acd) (https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.article.pchome.net%2F00%2F37%2F29%2F61%2Fpic_lib%2Fs90x120%2Ffaints90x120.JPG&hash=7f07e1f32d08123fbea31da90159d899673f809d) (https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.article.pchome.net%2F00%2F37%2F29%2F61%2Fpic_lib%2Fwm%2Fimpatient.JPG&hash=c43bbd9948c729b077f0832e9c775d6307248caf) (https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.article.pchome.net%2F00%2F37%2F29%2F61%2Fpic_lib%2Fs90x120%2Frages90x120.JPG&hash=e99c39cd5a20f4c50c541698ff2fafb8e50ca33f) (https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.article.pchome.net%2F00%2F37%2F29%2F61%2Fpic_lib%2Fs90x120%2Fsads90x120.JPG&hash=16800dd72dbb058076f4fdf17ed495e2a2b6d6c0) (https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.article.pchome.net%2F00%2F37%2F29%2F61%2Fpic_lib%2Fs90x120%2Fscareds90x120.JPG&hash=6acc8dfd1e16614248c1fbdedd80bb705e849a06) (https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.article.pchome.net%2F00%2F37%2F29%2F61%2Fpic_lib%2Fs90x120%2Fshys90x120.JPG&hash=34ff886a2f85d72ac4b6d004e8dac3d2b16071ef) (https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.article.pchome.net%2F00%2F37%2F29%2F61%2Fpic_lib%2Fs90x120%2Fsorrys90x120.JPG&hash=fcd239dbe803da0155cd0de98f7413e22a8a827a)
I think The Grumpy Lumpy was originally discovered on a Chinese website. Not that one though.
...But then, he is a part of an emoticon set, so the www is probably full of him.
Quote from: The Magic Pudding on February 13, 2012, 08:17:25 AM
The Chinese are experimenting with Asmos!
http://article.pchome.net/content-811554-7.html
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Is it possible that the Asmo has an entire range of emotions? Blushing Asmo is my favorite. What do we have to say to Asmo to get him to change his avatar to that?
Quote from: Ali on February 13, 2012, 02:32:48 PM
Quote from: The Magic Pudding on February 13, 2012, 08:17:25 AM
The Chinese are experimenting with Asmos!
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Is it possible that the Asmo has an entire range of emotions? Blushing Asmo is my favorite. What do we have to say to Asmo to get him to change his avatar to that?
I could change it, but wouldn't, as I'b be really pissed off if somebody did that to mine :D
No no, we can't force him to blush. We beguile him into blushing. Which do you think would make him blush first? Flattery or filth?
Flattery.
Quote from: Ali on February 13, 2012, 04:39:46 PM
No no, we can't force him to blush. We beguile him into blushing. Which do you think would make him blush first? Flattery or filth?
Hahah!
Give it your best shot and I promise that the avatar will be changed for a time if you succeed.
This is pretty filthy
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Also filthy
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This is worse
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Obviously I can't do the flirting thing ;D
That last one made me uneasy!
Oh my. I actually recoiled from the snot picture.
Hmmmm. I guess we need to start whispering sweet nothings into Asmo's...um....hearing hole? (He doesn't appear to have ears.)
Asmo, your clay. It's so....grey, and lumpy. I like that in a man. *twirls hair around her finger*
Crap. I'm actually really out of practice with this whole flirty thing. SweetD, a little help? You seem like you could flirt the gray out of Asmo's clay.
Asmo, my darling, perfectly shaped lump of clay... lets run away, get busy on a kiln (if you know what I mean), and make beautiful pottery together!
Quote from: Amicale on February 13, 2012, 05:50:07 PM
Asmo, my darling, perfectly shaped lump of clay... lets run away, get busy on a kiln (if you know what I mean), and make beautiful pottery together!
Ooooh, good one.
Asmo, love, I can think of a few things I'd like to mold you into. Naughty things.
You guys have sculpting knives and gloves? Better practice safe pottering. ;)
Quote from: Budhorse4 on February 13, 2012, 05:55:26 PM
You guys have sculpting knives and gloves? Better practice safe pottering. ;)
Normally a very good idea for humans, but in this case, I don't care if his clay gets all OVER me. ;)
I almost feel that this has passed the creepy level is is bordering NSFW. :D I hope Asmo isn't creeped out.
Quote from: Budhorse4 on February 13, 2012, 05:58:59 PM
I almost feel that this has passed the creepy level is is bordering NSFW. :D I hope Asmo isn't creeped out.
The goal is to make him blush. Whatever it takes. Asmo will understand our tactics. ;)
Quote from: Amicale on February 13, 2012, 05:56:55 PM
Quote from: Budhorse4 on February 13, 2012, 05:55:26 PM
You guys have sculpting knives and gloves? Better practice safe pottering. ;)
Normally a very good idea for humans, but in this case, I don't care if his clay gets all OVER me. ;)
There are some days when I wish I didn't have such a vivid imagination. ;D ;D ;D
Asmo, are you blushing yet, or shall we keep on sexually harrassing you?
Quote from: Budhorse4 on February 13, 2012, 05:11:37 PM
That last one made me uneasy!
The Asmo, however, just shrugged and saved it to gallery.
QuoteI hope Asmo isn't creeped out.
Takes a LOT of work, that. Nowhere near blushing OR being creeped out yet. ;D
Quote from: Ali on February 13, 2012, 08:23:49 PM
Asmo, are you blushing yet, or shall we keep on sexually harrassing you?
How would sexual harrassment make an Asmo blush? He revels in free attention. ;D
Megalomania... It likes being brushed and stroked.
Quote from: Asmodean on February 13, 2012, 09:19:27 PM
Quote from: Ali on February 13, 2012, 08:23:49 PM
Asmo, are you blushing yet, or shall we keep on sexually harrassing you?
How would sexual harrassment make an Asmo blush? He revels in free attention. ;D
Megalomania... It likes being brushed and stroked.
Hmmmmmm
I'm starting to think that I'll blush long before you do if I have to keep kicking this up a notch. *Retires to corner to start thinking of a new strategy*
Blushing requires blood. I think you have little to work with here, Ali...
Oh, so that's the problem! Probably he doesn't have any blood in his face because our overtures have routed it all to his pants!
(Anything? Blushing yet? Because I am.)
Quote from: Ali on February 13, 2012, 10:27:28 PM
(Anything? Blushing yet? Because I am.)
Nope. Nothing.
And since The Asmo just woke up, there is indeed blood in his boxers. ;D
EDIT: Here are some Asmo-basics for you:
I am not embarrassed by
having a boner in public while wearing sweatpants (Has happened), so
talk of erections, ejaculations, vaginas, orgasms or weird fetishes doesn't provoke any reaction at all.
I am not embarrassed by people laughing at me - if it's humorous, I laugh with them. Ignore otherwise.
I do not blush from flattery - the deserved flattery I take as no more than my due, the undeserved, I dismiss as flattery while adding a plus to the flatterer's margin in my book for the effort.
Is it possible to make me blush? Yes, I guess it is. However, one would need to push the right buttons and even I have no idea what they are.
Oh dear, as fond of you all as I am you can be so frustratingly linear.
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I think it would help Asmo to capture more victims if he looked less threatening when hunting the innocent.
Some nice pink blusher would make him look less dangerous from a distance.
By the time the poor things realise the danger it will be too late.
If this doesn't get him busy blushing with the brush I provided only a super villain of the century award from by his peers could possibly succeed.
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Pudding! I see what you're doing there. Very crafty.
Quote from: Asmodean on February 13, 2012, 09:19:27 PM
Quote from: Ali on February 13, 2012, 08:23:49 PM
Asmo, are you blushing yet, or shall we keep on sexually harrassing you?
How would sexual harrassment make an Asmo blush? He revels in free attention. ;D
Megalomania... It likes being brushed and stroked.
I really feel like we'd get along irl. ;)
Quote from: Asmodean on February 05, 2012, 09:40:15 AM
Ooh! I like this thread. Seems so... Appealing. ;D
When the world was created, the earth saw it and named it A.S.M.O: Abominable Spiteful Mushy Object.
Its purpose was to do an A.S.M.O: Anti-Serene Malicious Offensive.
He said, "I am A.S.M.O: A Self-Made Oppressor." He created the A.S.M.O: A Small Militant Organization to A.S.M.O: Abolish Silly Molding Objects.
His motto: A.S.M.O: Always Stray, Multiform, Obstinate.
He is mainly followed by A.S.M.O.S: Atheists Suspiciously Masked Often Secluded.
His side-kick: T.A.N.K: Top Advisor Notorious Know-it-all and A.S.M.O, plan to A.S.M.O: Annihilate Scriptures Mystifying Others.
If the church has A.S.M.O : Abused, Shamed, Mislead, Oppressed you,
Join the H.A.F: Happy Atheist Forum and A.S.M.O: Amend Silly Misshapen Origins. :D
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Your ASMO-stock just shot up by over a thousand percent.
Quote from: magdalena on February 16, 2012, 08:04:45 PM
Quote from: Asmodean on February 05, 2012, 09:40:15 AM
Ooh! I like this thread. Seems so... Appealing. ;D
When the world was created, the earth saw it and named it A.S.M.O: Abominable Spiteful Mushy Object.
Its purpose was to do an A.S.M.O: Anti-Serene Malicious Offensive.
He said, "I am A.S.M.O: A Self-Made Oppressor." He created the A.S.M.O: A Small Militant Organization to A.S.M.O: Abolish Silly Molding Objects.
His motto: A.S.M.O: Always Stray, Multiform, Obstinate.
He is mainly followed by A.S.M.O.S: Atheists Suspiciously Masked Often Secluded.
His side-kick: T.A.N.K: Top Advisor Notorious Know-it-all and A.S.M.O, plan to A.S.M.O: Annihilate Scriptures Mystifying Others.
If the church has A.S.M.O : Abused, Shamed, Mislead, Oppressed you,
Join the H.A.F: Happy Atheist Forum and A.S.M.O: Amend Silly Misshapen Origins. :D
I'm A.S.M.O: Amazed, Smiling, Mouth Open: ;D :o
That was clever of you!!
Quote from: Asmodean on February 16, 2012, 11:32:26 PM
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Your ASMO-stock just shot up by over a thousand percent.
I am honored, your heinous highness.
(I told you I was your fan) ;)
Evidence of infiltration is coming to light!
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Another Asmo sighting.
http://asmo.arc.nasa.gov/ (http://asmo.arc.nasa.gov/)
See him lurking there in the upper right corner, all grey and lumpy?
Quote from: Ali on February 24, 2012, 10:10:12 PM
Another Asmo sighting.
http://asmo.arc.nasa.gov/ (http://asmo.arc.nasa.gov/)
See him lurking there in the upper right corner, all grey and lumpy?
Astute observation!
New intel has revealed one of the primary financial backings of the AWDP (Asmodean World Domination Project).
http://www.asmo.co.jp/en/
Intel has also revealed the tiny little cars that he is building for his Asmothralls. If there is anything Asmo is concerned about, it's getting good gas mileage. *nods solemnly*
http://www.asmokarts.com/ (http://www.asmokarts.com/)
Quote from: Ali on February 24, 2012, 10:18:19 PM
Intel has also revealed the tiny little cars that he is building for his Asmothralls. If there is anything Asmo is concerned about, it's getting good gas mileage. *nods solemnly*
http://www.asmokarts.com/ (http://www.asmokarts.com/)
Asmokarts~~ <3 That is adorable.
Mileage..? It's a necessity, you see... With an Armada of so many Asmothralls and the current dislike of Iran around the West, the price of keeping them motorized is getting outrageously steep. >:(
Quote from: Asmodean on February 25, 2012, 12:39:13 AM
Mileage..? It's a necessity, you see... With an Armada of so many Asmothralls and the current dislike of Iran around the West, the price of keeping them motorized is getting outrageously steep. >:(
Couldn't you fuel them with the flesh of your victims?
There must be a fair bit of oil in those obese people.
Quote from: The Magic Pudding on February 25, 2012, 01:18:52 AM
Quote from: Asmodean on February 25, 2012, 12:39:13 AM
Mileage..? It's a necessity, you see... With an Armada of so many Asmothralls and the current dislike of Iran around the West, the price of keeping them motorized is getting outrageously steep. >:(
Couldn't you fuel them with the flesh of your victims?
There must be a fair bit of oil in those obese people.
No, no, you're looking at it all wrong. You put the heaviest, sturdiest people on the tanks to make the impact even more effective when everyone else gets steamrolled. Why get the lightweights to do the work? They're the ones who ought to run for their lives. ;D