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Started by ThinkAnarchy, April 27, 2012, 08:31:14 PM

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ThinkAnarchy

April 27, 2012, 08:31:14 PM
I found this Cease and Desist order hilarious. The response from a qualified attorney makes it even better.

You can read the original letter here:
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/04/24/update-ecologica-malibu/

And the response from the intelligent one here:
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/04/25/no-you-cease-and-desist/
"He that displays too often his wife and his wallet is in danger of having both of them borrowed." -Ben Franklin

"Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote." -credited to Franklin, but not sure.

Dobermonster

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April 28, 2012, 02:41:20 AM
LMAO at the comments under the second one. Apparently the language of love is Legalese.

ThinkAnarchy

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April 28, 2012, 03:20:03 AM
Haha, those are great. I didn't even look at the comments section until you pointed it out.
"He that displays too often his wife and his wallet is in danger of having both of them borrowed." -Ben Franklin

"Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote." -credited to Franklin, but not sure.

DeterminedJuliet

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April 28, 2012, 05:22:31 AM
Awesome!
"We've thought of life by analogy with a journey, with pilgrimage which had a serious purpose at the end, and the THING was to get to that end; success, or whatever it is, or maybe heaven after you're dead. But, we missed the point the whole way along; It was a musical thing and you were supposed to sing, or dance, while the music was being played.

Ali

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April 28, 2012, 05:55:13 PM
Haha, that was awesome!
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