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Jesus appears in... A FISH.

Started by Asmodean, April 09, 2012, 09:25:55 AM

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Asmodean

Translated by Google and it was not having a good day, from the looks of it. If can be arsed, will edit later. Bolded line(s) emphasized by me. Source in Norwegian



(VG Web Edition) Erika Scheldt (24) escaped from toxic water fishes, and stumbled over his life Easter characters.

- I thought at first that it just looked like a bearded, homeless man, says Erika Scheldt to IslandPacket.com.

On Monday, the day after Jesus according to the Bible rode into Jerusalem and was greeted with palm leaves for nearly 2,000 years ago, she and her daughter on the beach in Charleston, South Carolina.

They were warned that there was barbed rays close to the beach. When they went out of the water they saw one of the most poisonous fish be washed up on shore. Scheldt says she saw his face away.

- I would not say anything to people who passed by, because they might come to think that I was strange, she tells the local paper.

Still, it was not until she uploaded the pictures on the website "Instagram" that she realized that it could be about a Jesus-fish.

- One of my friends said "that's Jesus," and I just "oh my god, you're right," she says.

Saw Jesus in a toast

It is not uncommon for Americans find what they believe are pictures of Jesus, Virgin Mary, Buddha, or the devil in various everyday objects. An American company has as well started making toasters that roast Jesus into each slice.

No later than on Ash Wednesday, 22 February this year, discovered a man in the state of New Mexico, a picture of Jesus on a tortilla.

Scheldt, who is Catholic, will not share any theories about what it might mean that Christ will be shown on the back of the fix. But she thinks the circumstances of the discovery is exciting:

- It's interesting, now that it's Easter. Also it is a very beautiful picture, on the back of such a dangerous thing, she says to local newspaper in Charleston, which also has the nickname "The Holy City".

Scheldt is originally from the city of Nashville, which, among much else is known for his "Nun Bun". It's a cinnamon bun that has a striking resemblance to Mother Theresa. It has been missing since it was stolen in 2005.

- Random pattern

The image has created quite a lot of attention in the United States, and gone round on most major sites in the country. The researcher Jim Underdown, who works at the Center for Inquiry in Los Angeles, told the online newspaper Huffington Post that people tend to find meaning in random pattern:

- It's actually a word for it, "pariedolia", which means finding a few patterns which actually is just noise.

It remains to see if spike wheel can take the title as the "Jesus fish" from Tilapiaen. It should have been two such fishes and five loaves that Jesus fed five thousand people at the Sea of ​​Galilee.

Stingrays are widespread in tropical coastal areas. They can be dangerous because of the sharp sting they have behind the tail. There was a spike stingray that killed natural celebrity Steve "Crocodile-Steve" Irwin.
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

Tank

There is a technical term for seeing faces like that, but I can't remember it.
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
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Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

OldGit

Apologies if I've posted this one before....


Asmodean

Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

Firebird

"Great, replace one book about an abusive, needy asshole with another." - Will (moderator) on replacing hotel Bibles with "Fifty Shades of Grey"

Buddy

Quote from: OldGit on April 09, 2012, 10:12:43 AM
Apologies if I've posted this one before....



That one will forever be a classic!  :D
Strange but not a stranger<br /><br />I love my car more than I love most people.

Ali

*facepalm*

Why is it always the Americans that are seeing Jesus in random bullshit?  I was soooo hoping that since this was a Norwegian article, it happened in Norway.  I even thought "Erika; that sounds kind of Scandinavian...."  Then I saw she's from Nashvile, home of the "Nun Bun" (missing since 2005.  They have been "missing" a freaking cinnamon bun for 7 years now.)

Sweetdeath

Americans aren't known for being the sharpest tool in the box.


I see Mickey Rourke.
Law 35- "You got to go with what works." - Robin Lefler

Wiggum:"You have that much faith in me, Homer?"
Homer:"No! Faith is what you have in things that don't exist. Your awesomeness is real."

"I was thinking that perhaps this thing called God does not exist. Because He cannot save any one of us. No matter how we pray, He doesn't mend our wounds.

xSilverPhinx



Best one there is :D

Quote from: Tank on April 09, 2012, 09:57:01 AM
There is a technical term for seeing faces like that, but I can't remember it.

Pareidolia
I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey


Tank

Quote from: xSilverPhinx on April 09, 2012, 09:27:50 PM
Quote from: Tank on April 09, 2012, 09:57:01 AM
There is a technical term for seeing faces like that, but I can't remember it.

Pareidolia
There you go! Thank you very much.
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Stevil


Sandra Craft

Quote from: Asmodean on April 09, 2012, 09:25:55 AM



- One of my friends said "that's Jesus," and I just "oh my god, you're right," she says.


How appropo, even if it is the wrong type of fish.  Unfortunately, that's not Jesus, that's my Uncle Dewey again who has one of those faces that looks like any weird thing.
Sandy

  

"Life is short, and it is up to you to make it sweet."  Sarah Louise Delany

Asmodean

Looks slightly drunk too, wouldn't you say..?  ???
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

Ihateyoumike

My brother and I once found jesus in the carpet. We also found a horse, and mya Angelou, amongst other things.

But then again, we were very very high.

And they were gone the next morning. Dammit.
Prayers that need no answer now, cause I'm tired of who I am
You were my greatest mistake, I fell in love with your sin
Your littlest sin.

Sandra Craft

Quote from: Asmodean on April 10, 2012, 02:38:23 AM
Looks slightly drunk too, wouldn't you say..?  ???

Yes.  Of course, if it is Uncle Dewey the only surprise is that there isn't also an image of a 6-pack on that ray.
Sandy

  

"Life is short, and it is up to you to make it sweet."  Sarah Louise Delany