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If church signs were honest about Easter

Started by Amicale, April 05, 2012, 06:07:01 PM

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Amicale

April 05, 2012, 06:07:01 PM
http://www.happyplace.com/15255/if-church-signs-were-honest-about-easter

:D LOL, I love some of these. Here's one of 'em:





"Our lives are not our own. From womb to tomb we are bound to others. By every crime and act of kindness we birth our future." - Cloud Atlas

"To live in the hearts of those we leave behind is to never die." -Carl Sagan

DeterminedJuliet

#1
April 05, 2012, 06:15:52 PM
Haha, yeah, this is going around on Facebook.

Actually, I think one of my (Christian) friends getting all indignant about people calling Easter "Zombie Jesus Day" on Facebook was what spurred me to join HAF. Thanks internet!
"We've thought of life by analogy with a journey, with pilgrimage which had a serious purpose at the end, and the THING was to get to that end; success, or whatever it is, or maybe heaven after you're dead. But, we missed the point the whole way along; It was a musical thing and you were supposed to sing, or dance, while the music was being played.

Sweetdeath

#2
April 05, 2012, 06:54:46 PM
Haha, I always call it  Zombie Jesus day.
Well, we're glad to have you here, DJ!
Love your new signature.
Law 35- "You got to go with what works." - Robin Lefler

Wiggum:"You have that much faith in me, Homer?"
Homer:"No! Faith is what you have in things that don't exist. Your awesomeness is real."

"I was thinking that perhaps this thing called God does not exist. Because He cannot save any one of us. No matter how we pray, He doesn't mend our wounds.

Amicale

#3
April 05, 2012, 06:59:31 PM
I love DJ's signature, too! It's so pretty! The spoon complements it so well.  :D


"Our lives are not our own. From womb to tomb we are bound to others. By every crime and act of kindness we birth our future." - Cloud Atlas

"To live in the hearts of those we leave behind is to never die." -Carl Sagan

DeterminedJuliet

#4
April 05, 2012, 07:00:06 PM
Awww, Thanks guys!  ;D
"We've thought of life by analogy with a journey, with pilgrimage which had a serious purpose at the end, and the THING was to get to that end; success, or whatever it is, or maybe heaven after you're dead. But, we missed the point the whole way along; It was a musical thing and you were supposed to sing, or dance, while the music was being played.

Sweetdeath

#5
April 05, 2012, 07:47:22 PM


You  are the elegant lady of HAF, DJ :D
Law 35- "You got to go with what works." - Robin Lefler

Wiggum:"You have that much faith in me, Homer?"
Homer:"No! Faith is what you have in things that don't exist. Your awesomeness is real."

"I was thinking that perhaps this thing called God does not exist. Because He cannot save any one of us. No matter how we pray, He doesn't mend our wounds.

Crow

#6
April 05, 2012, 07:59:07 PM
This was my favorite.
Retired member.

Ali

#7
April 05, 2012, 11:13:47 PM
Look at DJ, classing the joint up!  Next we'll be serving gluten free fruit tarts or some such.  (Obviously, I am a slightly less classy lady, as "fruit tart" was the classiest dessert I could think of, except wedding cake. ;D)

Buddy

#8
April 06, 2012, 12:54:01 AM
Quote from: Ali on April 05, 2012, 11:13:47 PM
Look at DJ, classing the joint up!  Next we'll be serving gluten free fruit tarts or some such.  (Obviously, I am a slightly less classy lady, as "fruit tart" was the classiest dessert I could think of, except wedding cake. ;D)

Bow ties are classy.  :D
Strange but not a stranger<br /><br />I love my car more than I love most people.

DeterminedJuliet

#9
April 06, 2012, 03:38:41 AM
I've never thought of myself as particularly "classy", though I did throw that HAF tea party that one time.
Thanks for all the kind words. You make-a me blush
"We've thought of life by analogy with a journey, with pilgrimage which had a serious purpose at the end, and the THING was to get to that end; success, or whatever it is, or maybe heaven after you're dead. But, we missed the point the whole way along; It was a musical thing and you were supposed to sing, or dance, while the music was being played.

Sweetdeath

#10
April 06, 2012, 03:46:02 AM
Quote from: DeterminedJuliet on April 06, 2012, 03:38:41 AM
I've never thought of myself as particularly "classy", though I did throw that HAF tea party that one time.
Thanks for all the kind words. You make-a me blush


Aww, your smiley is so cute! :3

Law 35- "You got to go with what works." - Robin Lefler

Wiggum:"You have that much faith in me, Homer?"
Homer:"No! Faith is what you have in things that don't exist. Your awesomeness is real."

"I was thinking that perhaps this thing called God does not exist. Because He cannot save any one of us. No matter how we pray, He doesn't mend our wounds.

Tank

#11
April 06, 2012, 04:04:34 PM
Quote from: Sweetdeath on April 05, 2012, 07:47:22 PM


You  are the elegant lady of HAF, DJ :D
With a flick of my magic wand  ;D
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

DeterminedJuliet

#12
April 06, 2012, 04:27:33 PM
Quote from: Tank on April 06, 2012, 04:04:34 PM
Quote from: Sweetdeath on April 05, 2012, 07:47:22 PM


You  are the elegant lady of HAF, DJ :D
With a flick of my magic wand  ;D

D'awww
"We've thought of life by analogy with a journey, with pilgrimage which had a serious purpose at the end, and the THING was to get to that end; success, or whatever it is, or maybe heaven after you're dead. But, we missed the point the whole way along; It was a musical thing and you were supposed to sing, or dance, while the music was being played.

Sweetdeath

#13
April 06, 2012, 06:20:21 PM
Quote from: DeterminedJuliet on April 06, 2012, 04:27:33 PM
Quote from: Tank on April 06, 2012, 04:04:34 PM
Quote from: Sweetdeath on April 05, 2012, 07:47:22 PM


You  are the elegant lady of HAF, DJ :D
With a flick of my magic wand  ;D

D'awww

Be back before 1am , or your horses turn back into Christians. XD
Law 35- "You got to go with what works." - Robin Lefler

Wiggum:"You have that much faith in me, Homer?"
Homer:"No! Faith is what you have in things that don't exist. Your awesomeness is real."

"I was thinking that perhaps this thing called God does not exist. Because He cannot save any one of us. No matter how we pray, He doesn't mend our wounds.

Buddy

#14
April 06, 2012, 06:29:50 PM
Quote from: Sweetdeath on April 06, 2012, 06:20:21 PM

Be back before 1am , or your horses turn back into Christians. XD

And if that happens, you can borrow mine.  :D
Strange but not a stranger<br /><br />I love my car more than I love most people.
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