Help Me Plan a Tactical Strike

[Ali]

*pointup* Yes. he knows that there. The Asmo, he knows a good carpet bombing or missile barrage when he sees one, but sneaky shit is not how Asmos roll.

Ever seen an evil megalomaniacal genius do things in a sneaky sort of way?

Great point.  Evil Meglomaniacal Geniuses probably prefer to televise their evil deeds for maximum exposure.

Okay, so here is my plan (glommed from my favorite suggestions)

Before hand, I will sneak over and hide water guns and balloons in the bushes.  If I can figure out where their sprinkler timer is (has to be somewhere in the basement) I will also set the sprinklers to go off about 5 minutes after the planned ambush.  My parents have inground sprinklers, so it's not as simple as positioning the sprinkler and turning on the hose, and when they go off they are going to get all of us wet, but what the heck, I think that makes a fine grand finale.

I will position Hubby (and/or my brother) on the upstairs desk with chilled water balloons.  T and I will lure my dad into the back yard, and then the mayham will begin.  I'll ask my mom to lock the back door from the inside, but she may or may not be willing to get involved in my evil plot.....

[Buddy]

Make sure to set up a video camera in a safe location, so you can film it for years of embarrassment ( and because we want to see it).

[Asmodean]

The Asmo also recommends a rain dance before the showdown, just to be prudent. He Who Is The Color Of Storm Clouds may well be in an indulgent mood  

[Tank]

Make sure to set up a video camera in a safe location, so you can film it for years of embarrassment ( and because we want to see it).

+1!

[Ali]

The Asmo also recommends a rain dance before the showdown, just to be prudent. He Who Is The Color Of Storm Clouds may well be in an indulgent mood  

Okay, but I'm NOT posting it on Youtube. 

[Asmodean]

The Asmo also recommends a rain dance before the showdown, just to be prudent. He Who Is The Color Of Storm Clouds may well be in an indulgent mood  

Okay, but I'm NOT posting it on Youtube.  

How TYPICAL!   Makes an Asmo understand how YHWH must feel 

[Ali]

The Asmo also recommends a rain dance before the showdown, just to be prudent. He Who Is The Color Of Storm Clouds may well be in an indulgent mood  

Okay, but I'm NOT posting it on Youtube.  

How TYPICAL!   Makes an Asmo understand how YHWH must feel 

*Snort*  I love the mental picture of an Asmo and a YHWH commiserating over their disappointing followers.

[Asmodean]

*Snort*  I love the mental picture of an Asmo and a YHWH commiserating over their disappointing followers.

...While smoking pipe and watching the rain fall down in front of a fire place with sinners roasting on the spits.

[Guardian85]

*Snort*  I love the mental picture of an Asmo and a YHWH commiserating over their disappointing followers.

...While smoking pipe and watching the rain fall down in front of a fire place with sinners roasting on the spits.

Didn't I actually give you a pipe for christmas one year?

[Ali]

*Snort*  I love the mental picture of an Asmo and a YHWH commiserating over their disappointing followers.

...While smoking pipe and watching the rain fall down in front of a fire place with sinners roasting on the spits.

Nothing like the smell of sinners on a cold rainy evening.  It's cozy; reminds me of my childhood home.