All About Myself

[Hector Valdez]

Thank you for coming to read about my thoughts and opinions, as important as they are. Ah, but first you would want some refreshing refreshments. How refreshing. I don't think any real introduction is needed, except for the "hello?" and the "howd'do?" and all that what not. But, if you insist, I am, The Semaestro. Good to see me? Of course it is. It is good to see you too. I also thank you for letting me into your forum. It's, quite nice.

I am a diluted catholic who hasn't really bothered to come out of the closet(Not that closet, you dirty minded gib). I stopped going to church when they told me that fornication was a sin in the eyes of god, but I still wear the cross around my chest. On a little metal keychain. Ah, it's good to be a hypocrite. I should mention that I stopped going to mass, but stayed for almost all other events to spare my congregation my loss. Who would not miss the semaistro? Free food is a good enticement to stay, as well, so long as it is cooked right.

If you happen to have a wall that needs painting, or some home improvement that needs done, I would recommend asking someone else. To my eternal shame, I know more about home improvement than I ever wish to, and so charge exorbitantly high prices in order that I may avoid actually working, except for the occasional job that nets me some of those high prices that we have talked about.

I would also recommend a personal chef. Your much too skinny for the eyes. Put some meat on those bones.

Alas, I am, The Semaestro, and I will gladly recieve any bribes, so long as they are marked, "donation".

[ThinkAnarchy]

If you will just provide me with your paypal login information, I will process that donation ASAP.

Welcome. If you ever have trouble finding conversations on this forum, which would be hard to do, you have the self communication perfected. I'm my favorite person to talk to as well. 

[Tank]

Hello The Semaestro

I'm sure you'll fit in here we have lots of 'odd balls' already 

Thanks for making the effort to sign up and join in.

Welcome to HAF.

Regards
Chris

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[SweetLaura286]

Thank you for you amusing post... I enjoyed reading!

[xSilverPhinx]

Welcome!

[Firebird]

Reminds me of how I was still wearing a star of david around my neck up until a couple of years ago. My wife was always confused by that, and eventually I realized she was right; it didn't make sense. At the time, it was the excuse of being "spiritually Jewish", but it turned out I was full of crap. Hey, that's one thing spouses are for!
Anyway, welcome!

[Hector Valdez]

I find I am moved to tears by the kind words here.

Thank you all, for the warm welcome.

[Buddy]

Welcome to the forum! Don't worry, we'll convince you to joining our heathen ranks soon.

[Guardian85]

Great one more crazy weirdo who talks to himself....

Come to think of it, you'll fit right in. Welcome!

[Magdalena]

El Don, you remind me of Antonio Banderas and the puss in boots. "How do you say...? Ah, yes, drrrrrramatic."
Welcome, I can tell you'll be a great addition to the forum.

[Stevil]

Fantastic intro.

I've been a member of a catholic forum for a while now, I find it quite amazing how large catholocism is, especially given their extremely restrictive and conservative views, as well as their claim to be infallible.

Welcome aboard.

[DeterminedJuliet]

Hello there 

[Non Sum]

  Hello, The Semaestro; way to go!

Always, great to meet someone who's managed to get their ego well in hand. 

I can also relate to your being stuck still wearing a crucifix. I'm not making much progress getting rid of my circumcision.

NS (Needs Stretching)

[Anti-antidisestablishmentarianism]

Thank you for coming to read about my thoughts and opinions, as important as they are. Ah, but first you would want some refreshing refreshments. How refreshing. I don't think any real introduction is needed, except for the "hello?" and the "howd'do?" and all that what not. But, if you insist, I am, The Semaestro. Good to see me? Of course it is. It is good to see you too. I also thank you for letting me into your forum. It's, quite nice.

I am a diluted catholic who hasn't really bothered to come out of the closet(Not that closet, you dirty minded gib). I stopped going to church when they told me that fornication was a sin in the eyes of god, but I still wear the cross around my chest. On a little metal keychain. Ah, it's good to be a hypocrite. I should mention that I stopped going to mass, but stayed for almost all other events to spare my congregation my loss. Who would not miss the semaistro? Free food is a good enticement to stay, as well, so long as it is cooked right.

If you happen to have a wall that needs painting, or some home improvement that needs done, I would recommend asking someone else. To my eternal shame, I know more about home improvement than I ever wish to, and so charge exorbitantly high prices in order that I may avoid actually working, except for the occasional job that nets me some of those high prices that we have talked about.

I would also recommend a personal chef. Your much too skinny for the eyes. Put some meat on those bones.

Alas, I am, The Semaestro, and I will gladly recieve any bribes, so long as they are marked, "donation".

Welcome! I am very glad you came out of the catholic closet.  Now I just have to look up gib.

[joeoleson]

Ahh, a dance partner with style and humor.  Nice to meet you Semaestro.