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Breeding Moderate Republicans in Captivity

Started by Sandra Craft, February 14, 2012, 02:34:27 AM

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Sandra Craft

February 14, 2012, 02:34:27 AM
I came across this by way of the Counting Thread and it was too funny not to share.  The top picture alone is worth opening the link.

New Breeding Program aimed at Keeping Moderate Republicans from Going Extinct

Quote"While captive specimens tend to be wary around each other at first, once they sense they're both opponents of labor unions yet also willing to make tough compromises on collective bargaining rights, the sexual ritual begins almost instantly."
Sandy

  

"Life is short, and it is up to you to make it sweet."  Sarah Louise Delany

skwurll

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February 14, 2012, 03:23:20 AM
Did someone say, "breeding"?


BullyforBronto

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February 14, 2012, 03:42:23 AM
Quote"The most difficult task we have is preserving members of this disappearing breed before the desperate need for votes forces them to begin parroting borderline racist anti-immigration ideologies and accusing their opponents of being socialists"


Perfect! I love the Onion!  ;D

Tank

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February 14, 2012, 08:33:37 AM
The Onion - Proof there is intelligent life in America!
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

philosoraptor

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February 14, 2012, 08:39:18 AM
My Congressional representative recently posted an Onion article about an $8mil Planned Parenthood abortion complex to his Facebook, with commentary indicating he thought it was serious.  The article was dated from May last year, so I guess he also thought that such a facility could exist for that long without attracting national media attention.  ::)

I do love me some Onion, although I love people's reactions when they don't realize it's satire even more.
"Come ride with me through the veins of history,
I'll show you how god falls asleep on the job.
And how can we win when fools can be kings?
Don't waste your time or time will waste you."
-Muse

Tank

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February 14, 2012, 08:44:17 AM
Quote from: philosoraptor on February 14, 2012, 08:39:18 AM

I do love me some Onion, although I love people's reactions when they don't realize it's satire even more.


That is the really fun bit. First the explosive indignation followed by the "Doh!" moment of realisation!
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Ali

#6
February 14, 2012, 02:23:23 PM
Quote from: philosoraptor on February 14, 2012, 08:39:18 AM
My Congressional representative recently posted an Onion article about an $8mil Planned Parenthood abortion complex to his Facebook, with commentary indicating he thought it was serious.  The article was dated from May last year, so I guess he also thought that such a facility could exist for that long without attracting national media attention.  ::)

I do love me some Onion, although I love people's reactions when they don't realize it's satire even more.


:o

That's both hysterical and sad.

Anne D.

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February 15, 2012, 12:55:42 AM
Where's Firebird? I think he'd get a kick out of this article.
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