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Are these people for real or just trolls? (babies born on 06/06/06)

Started by jimmorrisonbabe, January 24, 2012, 11:15:21 PM

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Whitney


znk666

Yup,that one's a mere satire alright.
But you are barely able to tell.
There are people who want to make men's lives more difficult for no other reason than the chance it provides them afterwards to offer their prescription for alleviating life; their Christianity, for instance.
-Friedrich Nietzsche

Amicale

QuoteA Checklist for Christian Mothers

1. Ladies, keep your legs crossed until after midnight.  A True Christian™ lady always keeps her knees together -- and June 6 is no time to stop.  As your demon child willfully pushes and kicks, causing your lady hole to dilate to the size of a drainage pipe, keep your knees locked together at all times.  This will give your demanding child a wonderful, early lesson that he can't always have his way.  To underscore this valuable disciplinary message, as the devil child flops around, trying to claw its way out to the human world to do Lucifer's bidding, continue to warble in a loud voice, "La la la la la la la I CAN'T FEEL YOU!"

:D :D :D

OK, I needed that chuckle. As all moms will attest, warbling 'la la la I can't feel you' does absolutely ZILCH to ward off a birth, but hey, I suppose we could try. *grin*


"Our lives are not our own. From womb to tomb we are bound to others. By every crime and act of kindness we birth our future." - Cloud Atlas

"To live in the hearts of those we leave behind is to never die." -Carl Sagan

Ecurb Noselrub

Landover fooled me into getting into a short debate once before I realized it was a parody.  They are good.