What author do you detest?

[Crocoduck]

Dr. Seuss, didn't like him when I was a kid and I still don't like him.

[fester30]

Paul.  Not only do I not care about the message those letters of his are sending, it's also very dry, boring reading.  There are parts of the Bible I like, such as Jericho.  That's a cool story.  But Paul's letters suck big donkey dick.  F--k Paul!

[Ali]

Paul.  Not only do I not care about the message those letters of his are sending, it's also very dry, boring reading.  There are parts of the Bible I like, such as Jericho.  That's a cool story.  But Paul's letters suck big donkey dick.  F--k Paul!

I like the Song of Solomon.  I have no idea what that's doing in the Bible in the first place.  It's the only part of the Bible that appears to be written by a woman, and parts of it are pretty racy.  I can never tell if the narrator is switching back and forth between male and female, or if it's always a woman, and she's bi.  I kind of like to think the latter, which kind of contradicts the whole idea that the Bible is against homosexuality.  Either way, antiquated language aside, I rather like it.

Best line:  "I would cause thee to drink of spiced wine of the juice of my pomegranate."  Awwww yeah.