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Started by squidfetish, December 12, 2011, 04:59:39 PM

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Asmodean

#15
December 16, 2011, 12:37:24 AM
Quote from: squidfetish on December 15, 2011, 08:52:47 PM
You're all very bad people. Allah is going to kill another kitten for your blasphemy!  ;)
Yes, yes... No virgins in the afterlife for The Asmo... I know  :P
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In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

The Magic Pudding

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December 16, 2011, 03:26:37 AM
Quote from: Asmodean on December 16, 2011, 12:37:24 AM
Yes, yes... No virgins in the afterlife for The Asmo... I know  :P

What is this attraction to virgins?
Are they thought easier to please, no basis for comparison?
Will they think, oh is that it, I was expecting more but alas it's just brief discomfort and messiness, oh well, could be worse I suppose.

DeterminedJuliet

#17
December 16, 2011, 04:10:04 AM
Quote from: The Magic Pudding on December 16, 2011, 03:26:37 AM
Quote from: Asmodean on December 16, 2011, 12:37:24 AM
Yes, yes... No virgins in the afterlife for The Asmo... I know  :P

What is this attraction to virgins?
Are they thought easier to please, no basis for comparison?
Will they think, oh is that it, I was expecting more but alas it's just brief discomfort and messiness, oh well, could be worse I suppose.

"We've thought of life by analogy with a journey, with pilgrimage which had a serious purpose at the end, and the THING was to get to that end; success, or whatever it is, or maybe heaven after you're dead. But, we missed the point the whole way along; It was a musical thing and you were supposed to sing, or dance, while the music was being played.

squidfetish

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December 16, 2011, 04:45:46 PM
Quote from: The Magic Pudding on December 16, 2011, 03:26:37 AM
What is this attraction to virgins?
Are they thought easier to please, no basis for comparison?
Will they think, oh is that it, I was expecting more but alas it's just brief discomfort and messiness, oh well, could be worse I suppose.

The idea that an attractive afterlife consists of milk, honey and 72 women with no sexual experience speaks more of the paucity of the islamic imagination than the glory of Allah...   ???
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