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Started by squidfetish, December 12, 2011, 04:59:39 PM

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squidfetish

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/muslim-womans-body-found-in-hospital-morgue-covered-with-bacon-745706.html

QuoteMuslim woman's body found in hospital morgue covered with bacon

A £5,000 reward is being offered by police after the body of a Muslim woman was found in a hospital mortuary, covered with rashers of bacon.
The desecration was discovered when the family of the grandmother, aged 65, was waiting to see her body after she lost her fight with cancer.
The Metropolitan Police's racial crime task force was called in to investigate the incident, at Hillingdon Hospital in west London, and an extensive inquiry was launched.
It is strictly against the Muslim religion to touch or eat pork and the woman's family, who do not want to be identified, have been left deeply traumatised.
Detective Chief Inspector Tony Hester, of Hillingdon police, said: "This is a particularly grotesque act which has outraged the family as well as the whole community.
"Because of the nature of the incident a criminal investigation was immediately initiated and is still ongoing. DCC4 - Racial and Violent Crime Task Force - was involved in the initial investigation and officers from the Community Safety Unit are in constant liaison with them.
"We are also, of course, keeping the family and local community informed of developments."
The crime was discovered as staff arranged for the body to be viewed by family members.
Police have viewed CCTV footage and speaking to staff and others captured on video outside the mortuary.
Forensic experts have also examined the bacon and the gown the woman was wearing.
A member of the woman's family told BBC London News the incident made them feel "physically sick. It was like a horrible nightmare. I get flashbacks, my brain goes numb.
"I witnessed her passing away and then for me to witness that again, it's traumatic. I feel emotionally raped."
The woman's daughter said it was like a nightmare that was still deeply affecting the family.
"I thought someone who did this hated Muslims especially. I don't know why they chose my mum.
"In life you expect a lot of things, but something so shocking, you couldn't even think it up in the worst horror movie. Evil, evil, people."
David McVittie, chief executive of Hillingdon Hospital NHS Trust, expressed sympathy for the family and said everything would be done to find out who was responsible.
"I am extremely sorry for the distress that the family of the lady concerned suffered as a result of this despicable incident and for any distress it has caused to the Muslim community.
"I am shocked and outraged that such a thing has happened and will not rest until we have found the perpetrators of this crime."
The £5,000 reward has been offered by Scotland Yard and the hospital. The family is being represented by human rights solicitor Imran Khan.
Anyone with information is urged to come forward to the community safety unit at West Drayton police station on 020 8246 1766 or Crimestoppers on 0800 555 111.

Weird...  ???
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Asmodean

Some alpha-male type in the family wanted a snack and she refused to cook..? ...Although they don't eat bacon, do they..?  ???
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
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Crow

That's messed up who would waste bacon like that.

Quote from: Asmodean on December 12, 2011, 05:04:40 PM
Although they don't eat bacon, do they..?  ???

I have known a few Muslims to eat bacon, there not suppose to but some do.
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squidfetish

Quote from: Crow on December 12, 2011, 05:12:03 PM
That's messed up who would waste bacon like that.

Quote from: Asmodean on December 12, 2011, 05:04:40 PM
Although they don't eat bacon, do they..?  ???

I have known a few Muslims to eat bacon, there not suppose to but some do.

Yeah, there's a whole spectrum of belief and observance in most religions.  One of my mates at uni was a muslim and he drank more than I did, which is saying something.  Another mate of mine is a Hindu and he eats beef and doesn't care.   
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Crocoduck

Quote from: Crow on December 12, 2011, 05:12:03 PM
That's messed up who would waste bacon like that.

That was exactly my first thought.
As we all know, the miracle of fishes and loaves is only scientifically explainable through the medium of casseroles
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However some of the jumped up jackasses do need a damn good kicking. Not that they will respond to the kicking but just to show they can be kicked
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Quote from: Crocoduck on December 12, 2011, 06:09:59 PM
Quote from: Crow on December 12, 2011, 05:12:03 PM
That's messed up who would waste bacon like that.

That was exactly my first thought.
...Unless the woman was intended as a part of a meal, of course... I mean, there are not too many things which can NOT be improved with enough bacon!  ;D

Seriously though, would be interesting to find out more about the motives of the uh... Cook, I guess..?
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

OldGit

I would look for a bankrupt ex-pork butcher who went bankrupt when the neighbourhood got taken over by Moslems.

Matthaios

No doubt the police will make a pig's ear of the investigation.
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Ecurb Noselrub

Quote from: Matthaios on December 12, 2011, 11:19:36 PM
No doubt the police will make a pig's ear of the investigation.

That story really takes the bacon. Some pranksters were probably just hamming around when they did this.  I wouldn't do this - you'll find me in a morgue when pigs fly.  Personally, I think the story is a bunch of bologna. 

Asmodean

Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on December 13, 2011, 01:00:45 AM
Quote from: Matthaios on December 12, 2011, 11:19:36 PM
No doubt the police will make a pig's ear of the investigation.

That story really takes the bacon. Some pranksters were probably just hamming around when they did this.  I wouldn't do this - you'll find me in a morgue when pigs fly.  Personally, I think the story is a bunch of bologna. 
Ooh..! Reading this makes The Asmo happy as a pig in poop. A total swine, that Asmo... Laughing at some poor dead woman's demise, eh?  ;D
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

MadBomr101

She sure was...baconed!

Fuck it.  Sorry, I got nothing.  I'm gonna go eat raisins and look at Amish porn.
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Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on December 13, 2011, 01:00:45 AM
Quote from: Matthaios on December 12, 2011, 11:19:36 PM
No doubt the police will make a pig's ear of the investigation.

That story really takes the bacon. Some pranksters were probably just hamming around when they did this.  I wouldn't do this - you'll find me in a morgue when pigs fly.  Personally, I think the story is a bunch of bologna. 
lol!!!
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Gawen

Ever heard of necrophilia? Someone obviously porked her.
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Quote from: Gawen on December 13, 2011, 12:32:32 PM
Ever heard of necrophilia? Someone obviously porked her.
...Then cooked her and forked her  :D

No, not really, but it rhymes.
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

squidfetish

You're all very bad people. Allah is going to kill another kitten for your blasphemy!  ;)
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