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[Buddy]

Where is Mrs Asmo?

Found her!

Nono, that's not it. Those are Asmo droppings right there. 

What in the world have you been eating?

[Tank]

Bricks 

[Asmodean]

What in the world have you been eating?

Yes, The Asmo's wrath was terrible and so he chewed on bricks. Digested them too. Anger management. Doctor's orders. Long story. 

[Buddy]

Oooh Oooh Ooh! I found one that was taken this October. That is me on the right with the brown hair and awkward smile 

[Tank]

You look like you have been polished to within an inch of your life 

[Buddy]

You look like you have been polished to within an inch of your life 

Polished meaning makeup? I don't usually wear any, but it was a bus full of FFA girls on a four hour drive. I didn't stand a chance.

[Tank]

You look like you have been polished to within an inch of your life 

Polished meaning makeup? I don't usually wear any, but it was a bus full of FFA girls on a four hour drive. I didn't stand a chance.

The exact opposite, you look like you have no makeup on whatsoever, like your mum has scrubbed you.

[Buddy]

You look like you have been polished to within an inch of your life 

Polished meaning makeup? I don't usually wear any, but it was a bus full of FFA girls on a four hour drive. I didn't stand a chance.

The exact opposite, you look like you have no makeup on whatsoever, like your mum has scrubbed you.

No, My mum doesn't mind makeup. I scrubbed most of it off in the bathroom when we got there. Makeup attracts dirt, so if I wear any and go to the barn, I look like I've been rolling in the mud.

[Tank]

You look like you have been polished to within an inch of your life 

Polished meaning makeup? I don't usually wear any, but it was a bus full of FFA girls on a four hour drive. I didn't stand a chance.

The exact opposite, you look like you have no makeup on whatsoever, like your mum has scrubbed you.

No, My mum doesn't mind makeup. I scrubbed most of it off in the bathroom when we got there. Makeup attracts dirt, so if I wear any and go to the barn, I look like I've been rolling in the mud.

That's not a good look! 

[Buddy]

You look like you have been polished to within an inch of your life 

Polished meaning makeup? I don't usually wear any, but it was a bus full of FFA girls on a four hour drive. I didn't stand a chance.

The exact opposite, you look like you have no makeup on whatsoever, like your mum has scrubbed you.

No, My mum doesn't mind makeup. I scrubbed most of it off in the bathroom when we got there. Makeup attracts dirt, so if I wear any and go to the barn, I look like I've been rolling in the mud.

That's not a good look! 

No it is not.

I just realized how pale I am in the picture. I was in the sun all summer. How am I still that pale? 

[Tank]

I must confess to reading 'on the right' and then looking and then wondering why a 16 yo looked like 30!

[Buddy]

I must confess to reading 'on the right' and then looking and then wondering why a 16 yo looked like 30!

Ehh oops. Second to the last on the right. The blonde is my agriculture teacher and my favorite teacher in the whole school.

[not your typical...]

I hope you folks realize how special you all are For a limited time, here's a picture of DJ
(Image removed at DJs request - Tank)
And this is my skepticism face. Henceforth when someone says something zany and I play the devil's advocate, I'd like you all to imagine me making this face.

_{p.s if you're a deranged theist extremist please don't use these images to hunt me down. iwannalive.}

lol! We won't hunt you down. <3 Lovely picture, btw.

Whaaa, you're so pretty!!
Don't feel bad. Here's a pic of me xD

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y30/boubunny/2011-09-10184449.jpg

You're pretty too!

I think it's a shame to shatter our illusions of each other, but if you can't beat 'em...
Here's the family Scissorlegs:

Awww. really nice family picture you have there.

Eh, why not... Behold The Asmo!  



This is quite recent too, although the winter jacket kinda' makes The Asmo look more... Bulky than he is  

Nice pic! where'd you get your lip piercings done?

Yours truly

You look like a general. General Chris.

Oooh Oooh Ooh! I found one that was taken this October. That is me on the right with the brown hair and awkward smile  

You're pretty!

Here are a few recent ones of me. Did I mention that my mid life crisis is skateboarding?

AWESOME!!! I've always wanted to learn how to skateboard, but never really got the chance to...

Here's me and Mrs Git on holiday in Rhodes in September.  Note the FSM shirt.

Awwww. You two look so happy together.

You just wait til it sheds its skin for the first time and turns gray and grumpy and gets a mouth..! That will show you "cute"  

Aw, Papa Asmo defending his offspring  

*Suddenly, posh British accent*  And here we see the wild Asmodean with offspring in it's natural habitat.

Hahaha. He is quite wild, isn't he?

I just realized that the only recent picture of myself that I have is a cell phone mirror picture that I took to show my family a new haircut. I really need to get out more.  

I have almost no pictures. The last semi-decent picture I took was when I was 5..... It's not that I don't get out. It's just that I hate cameras.

I guess I should add a picture though... *rummages through Facebook*


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There. Shitty and old, but it was picture day and everyone hated the pro photogragher so we hid in the bathroom.

[Tank]

I have almost no pictures. The last semi-decent picture I took was when I was 5..... It's not that I don't get out. It's just that I hate cameras.

I guess I should add a picture though... *rummages through Facebook*


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There. Shitty and old, but it was picture day and everyone hated the pro photogragher so we hid in the bathroom.

Good lord, you look perfectly normal 

[Asmodean]

Nice pic! where'd you get your lip piercings done?

The labret was done in Stockholm. The medusa in Sandvika at Leading Light studio (I didn't do the cyberbite in one go - there were a couple of years between)

The snakebites I did at the same time in Oslo at Oslo BodyArt, I think.

The eyebrow, which you do not see, was done in Tromsø and the ears were done... All over the world, really.

You look like a general. General Chris.

PANZER general.